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Sep 6, 2010 6:50 PM CST not jock jokes
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says ’This is for the flowers!’ ’Dont be silly,’ says Paddy, ’You must have a vase somewhere!’

wow wow
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Sep 6, 2010 6:53 PM CST not jock jokes
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
giggle giggle rolling on the floor laughing bouquet
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Sep 6, 2010 6:53 PM CST not jock jokes
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Well, I hate to tell Y’all this, but at the Pub last night, when they had their nightly "Trivia Challenge" game, it got down to me and this other guy.

I still can’t believe I lost.

The question I missed was "Where do women have the curliest hair?"

Apparently, the correct answer is Fiji. :
doh
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Sep 6, 2010 6:55 PM CST not jock jokes
wow wow wow tongue tongue
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Sep 6, 2010 6:56 PM CST not jock jokes
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
patmac: Well, I hate to tell Y’all this, but at the Pub last night, when they had their nightly "Trivia Challenge" game, it got down to me and this other guy.

I still can’t believe I lost.

The question I missed was "Where do women have the curliest hair?"

Apparently, the correct answer is Fiji. :


Fiji or Vejay ....grin
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Sep 6, 2010 6:59 PM CST not jock jokes
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
I feel like I've been trained like one of Pavlov's dogs tonight - I see a joke from you, Pat and I start laughing before I've read it.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Jac xxx
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Sep 6, 2010 7:01 PM CST not jock jokes
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
jac379: I feel like I've been trained like one of Pavlov's dogs tonight - I see a joke from you, Pat and I start laughing before I've read it.



Jac xxx
Still no omment on the one I posted Jac's Joke...tongue grin cheers
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Sep 6, 2010 7:02 PM CST not jock jokes
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
patmac: Still no omment on the one I posted Jac's Joke...


Eh?

Jac xxx
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Sep 6, 2010 7:05 PM CST not jock jokes
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
jac379: Eh?

Jac xxx
See Just for Jac in the jokes frum LOLwave grin cheers
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Sep 6, 2010 7:07 PM CST not jock jokes
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
patmac: See Just for Jac in the jokes frum LOL


Found it!

rolling on the floor laughing
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