Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says ’This is for the flowers!’ ’Dont be silly,’ says Paddy, ’You must have a vase somewhere!’
patmac: Well, I hate to tell Y’all this, but at the Pub last night, when they had their nightly "Trivia Challenge" game, it got down to me and this other guy.
I still can’t believe I lost.
The question I missed was "Where do women have the curliest hair?"
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