LAWS OF.......... ( Archived) (3)

Law of -

1) Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2) Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw when dropped will roll to to the least accessible corner.

3) Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4) Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5) Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

6) Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.


7) Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8) Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

9) Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine doesn’t work, it will.

10) Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11) Law of the Theatre or Sports Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and leave early before the end of the performance or game. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end.

12) The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee you will be asked to do something that takes the same amount of time as for the coffee to go cold.

So True.