Mistakes men make in bed! (280)
venusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 PostsWhy all the time? You know (most) men really get off on pleasing their lady...sometimes all they need to know is how to go about it. 
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sultryash: there is some truth in what you are saying V.....but it could get on your nerve if you have to all the time
Why all the time? You know (most) men really get off on pleasing their lady...sometimes all they need to know is how to go about it.
forgot to quote...lo siento
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venusenvy: Why all the time? You know (most) men really get off on pleasing their lady...sometimes all they need to know is how to go about it.
I need a woman like you..
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venusenvy: Why all the time? You know (most) men really get off on pleasing their lady...sometimes all they need to know is how to go about it.
Sometimes that may be the case and if its so then yes, sitting and ironing (no pun intended)lol things out is the way to go, but sometimes some guys couldn't care less once he gets his rocks off and is just selfish
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sultryash: Sometimes that may be the case and if its so then yes, sitting and ironing (no pun intended)lol things out is the way to go, but sometimes some guys couldn't care less once he gets his rocks off and is just selfish
I am not selfish! If I got off before my woman I'd tongue lash her and use my fingers to the highest of speeds!
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Fisher20: Leostarting: You have actually narrated the what an ideal love maker should not do. Good, but there are ladies, who love what you tell as MISTAKES.
Hiya Fisher20, like which ones???!!!
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HJFinAZ: And what "mistakes" do women make???
I'll put that one up shortly! .....then go and hide away!!!
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leostartingover: I'll put that one up shortly! .....then go and hide away!!!
ooh such devious mannerism!
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Busyguy22: I am not selfish! If I got off before my woman I'd tongue lash her and use my fingers to the highest of speeds!
Sometimes it's better to take care of that first & then she stand a much better chance of following it up with the BIG one ------ This thread is Archived ------
Jihadmeathello: For one, they treat it like a freaking slot machine pull
I suspect that is on the list!
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hmmmm ah hell ..have nothing to say really.. just bored 
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newrose: Sorry this generalising is astounding. Who are you to say this is what all women want?
The hygiene issues are the only parts i can agree with you here
The hygiene issues are the only parts i can agree with you here
Where does it say ALL WOMEN? Can you not take something like this tongue in cheek? It is clearly written from a humourous perspective. Don't take life so seriously woman - haven't you heard that expression - you'll never get out of it alive???
Do feel free to write where you disagree with something rather than just making a rude comment like this.
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HJFinAZ: Personally, I believe we all set our expectations way to high. Have any of us been satisfied with what we have had?
HELL YEH!!! OF COURSE! Whoops that was a bit loud of me
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lifeatthebeach: Ummmm alot of things you say you don't like, there are many women that really like , want and tell you
If you read through the posts, you will see that I noted that there are women who like some of these things....
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Medsummer: obviously your blind to the part where I said it should be good for a chuckle or two...
I'm glad it was you who put the women's one up! I'm not going there after reading some of the prickly comments from women!!! I'm not that brave!
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sultryash: some good local food, rum punch and limbo dancing .........lots of sun and sea
We are all envious! You lucky thing.... That sounds really good right now!
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leostartingover: We are all envious! You lucky thing.... That sounds really good right now!
I wish I owned a hotel I would invite all you guys sown to have a week of frolic in the sun ..............enjoy some good island food and I can see Venus and Star And a few other doing the limbo dance......------ This thread is Archived ------
sultryash: I wish I owned a hotel I would invite all you guys sown to have a week of frolic in the sun ..............enjoy some good island food and I can see Venus and Star And a few other doing the limbo dance......
Thanks Ash...I would drink rum and dance in the sand with you anyday
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leostartingover: Yes, of course that is very true... and perhaps for the extremely serious people on here who take everything verbatim, I should have put a disclaimer at the bottom of the list.
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leostartingover: Yes, of course that is very true... and perhaps for the extremely serious people on here who take everything verbatim, I should have put a disclaimer at the bottom of the list.
or you could argue with them as if you meant every word,
and see how frustrated they get.
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