Mistakes men make in bed! ( Archived) (280)

Sep 12, 2010 5:26 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
leostartingover
leostartingoverleostartingoverSandton, Gauteng South Africa33 Threads 1 Polls 1,685 Posts
demonfairy: Spreading the love i see...... Nice post op


Thanks DF. Thought it might be a nice change from age related ones! laugh Now I really MUST go to bed! It is waaaaaaaaaaaay past my bedtime!
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Sep 12, 2010 5:27 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
MetalMilitia
MetalMilitiaMetalMilitiaseattle, Washington USA6 Threads 576 Posts
invinciblemuse: You give them the worst three seconds in their lives??



nope....



i just take em to a place to spend a few nights where they cant work !!!!!


and they HATE me for it !!!!! head banger head banger head banger




cool
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Sep 12, 2010 5:28 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
Ladydreamer87
Ladydreamer87Ladydreamer87Canyon, Texas USA55 Posts
If these were sold..i'd buy one..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2010 5:28 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
MetalMilitia
MetalMilitiaMetalMilitiaseattle, Washington USA6 Threads 576 Posts
demonfairy: Spreading the love i see...... Nice post op




always!!!!!



someone's got to set yall straight !!!!



doh
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Sep 12, 2010 5:29 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
Ladydreamer87
Ladydreamer87Ladydreamer87Canyon, Texas USA55 Posts
ladyfingers: Should this be framed and posted on the bedroom door?

Please read before entering???



If these were sold..printed..framed or some sucht thing...I'd buy it..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2010 5:30 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
invinciblemuse: There we go - HE knows!


Exactly!!

You take a general rule of thumb, learn as you go and be ready cause the list will change allot from it's original form

So guys, don't try to figure women out, just the one you're with, that in and of itself should keep you occupied till you are two feet in the grave laugh
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Sep 12, 2010 5:32 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
MetalMilitia: nope....
i just take em to a place to spend a few nights where they cant work !!!!!and they HATE me for it !!!!!


Do you love to be hated, and hate to be loved?? comfort

Just in case - have some flowers: bouquet and a hug: teddybear
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Sep 12, 2010 5:33 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Ladydreamer87: If these were sold..printed..framed or some sucht thing...I'd buy it..



I'm going to enlarge it like very enlarge it, frame it and put it up on my bedroom wall and place a chair in front of it so the next time I have to educate a guy on some or all of the above. I will just sit him down and tell him not to make a move until he has read and fully understood what he read.rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2010 5:33 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
MetalMilitia
MetalMilitiaMetalMilitiaseattle, Washington USA6 Threads 576 Posts
invinciblemuse: Do you love to be hated, and hate to be loved??

Just in case - have some flowers: and a hug:





both!!!!!





head banger head banger




now quit with the flowers thing..... ammo or beer only !!!!!!doh



but thanks for the teddy... they make great targets !!!!!



cheers
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Sep 12, 2010 5:34 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
leostartingover
leostartingoverleostartingoverSandton, Gauteng South Africa33 Threads 1 Polls 1,685 Posts
stefonline: I'm going to enlarge it like very enlarge it, frame it and put it up on my bedroom wall and place a chair in front of it so the next time I have to educate a guy on some or all of the above. I will just sit him down and tell him not to make a move until he has read and fully understood what he read.


You could make him sign it, like an indemnity form perhaps??!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2010 5:38 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
MetalMilitia: both!!!!!

now quit with the flowers thing..... ammo or beer only !!!!!!
but thanks for the teddy... they make great targets !!!!!


Well, in that case: bouquet bouquet bouquet
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Sep 12, 2010 5:40 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
MetalMilitia
MetalMilitiaMetalMilitiaseattle, Washington USA6 Threads 576 Posts
invinciblemuse: Well, in that case:




a chick who cant hear what she's told ...... shocking !!!!!!doh doh doh
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Sep 12, 2010 5:41 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Fisher20: Leostarting: You have actually narrated the what an ideal love maker should not do. Good, but there are ladies, who love what you tell as MISTAKES.



I don't think so.....wow
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Sep 12, 2010 6:06 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
HJFinAZ: And what "mistakes" do women make???



None.....we are perfect.....wink
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Sep 12, 2010 6:09 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
stefonline: None.....we are perfect.....


"MOST" are...wink
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Sep 12, 2010 6:13 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
cincity
cincitycincitytoronto, Ontario Canada9 Threads 2,496 Posts
stefonline: I'm going to enlarge it like very enlarge it, frame it and put it up on my bedroom wall and place a chair in front of it so the next time I have to educate a guy on some or all of the above. I will just sit him down and tell him not to make a move until he has read and fully understood what he read.
make sure there are pictures laugh
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Sep 12, 2010 6:16 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
lifeis2good77
lifeis2good77lifeis2good77brooks,alberta, Alberta Canada3 Threads 549 Posts
stefonline: None.....we are perfect.....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Sorry ! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2010 6:20 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
HJFinAZ: And what "mistakes" do women make???



For one, they treat it like a freaking slot machine pull very mad very mad
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Sep 12, 2010 6:24 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
lovely4u7da
lovely4u7dalovely4u7dachicago, Illinois USA32 Threads 1,337 Posts
HJFinAZ: "MOST" are...

pointing pointing pointing pointing pointing that I am giggle very happy
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Sep 12, 2010 6:31 PM CST Mistakes men make in bed!
leostartingover: Yes, obviously this is a generalisation.... But I think a few good tips! Some I think most of us would agree with....


I pretty much like all of them and think its a good list. Some of them I agree with but not necessarily for the reasons that u listed. Like, men shouldn't take their pants off first not cuz they look silly in socks & shirt tails but because to do so is making WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYy more of an assumption that he should. Especially if he's never slept with me before.

Just because I go in the bedroom or even should I sit down on the bed - assume nothing. One thing women of all ages should remember is that u can change ur mind or say no at any time for any reason and owe an explanation to no one unless u want to give it.
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