Lines You will Never Hear..... (11)
Sativa_Soul: Due to the popularity of the either/or game - lets give this a go and see if it catches on - if it does I'll change the topic after we either run this one dry or it hits page 2 maybe 3 - so lets see how it goes!
I'll list the question firstly - and then just fill in your witty answers to it!
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Question 1: Lines You will never hear.....on a plane.A: Movie choices today are Snakes On A Plane or Flight 93
or
A: Does anyone know what the little red alarm light next to the fuel guage means?
"the black box is situated under seat 42 row F "I'll list the question firstly - and then just fill in your witty answers to it!
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Question 1: Lines You will never hear.....on a plane.A: Movie choices today are Snakes On A Plane or Flight 93
or
A: Does anyone know what the little red alarm light next to the fuel guage means?
(heard on RyanAir specifically!)
A: And if you had invested in our premium flight plan your emergancy exits would have been here here here and here...
A: And if you had invested in our premium flight plan your emergancy exits would have been here here here and here...
"DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE WAY ?"
A: This is your captain speaking, does anybody have some duck tape and a ladder?
ash ? what ash?
"HI Jack 
"
" True story:
Pilot was on the intercom. " Good morning. Today we will be flying at 35000 feet. The weather is great so expect no delays. If you look to the right you wi SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT. "
Lets out a huge scream and everything go quiet. 5 minutes laters come back on to apologize, the flight stewardess had dropped hot coffee on my lap
Pilot was on the intercom. " Good morning. Today we will be flying at 35000 feet. The weather is great so expect no delays. If you look to the right you wi SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT. "
Lets out a huge scream and everything go quiet. 5 minutes laters come back on to apologize, the flight stewardess had dropped hot coffee on my lap
"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something valuable" Ryanair Cabin Crew
"THERES MONKEYS ON THE WING" 
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I'll list the question firstly - and then just fill in your witty answers to it!
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Question 1: Lines You will never hear.....on a plane.
A: Movie choices today are Snakes On A Plane or Flight 93
or
A: Does anyone know what the little red alarm light next to the fuel guage means?