The Nagging Wife (13)
My he's touchy!!!!!!!!
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You little minx! That's a good one! Hey, wait a minute. You're going to be judging me like that some day! 
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When did you start law school? 
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I didn't. I just don't want to hang wrong!
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Oy Vey
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Now the lawyer was jewish huh?
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No he couldn't have been 
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Now why is that?
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Yes but just imagine what the size of the hole in your sheet is going to be!
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Who said there would e one at all 
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His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER STOP"??!!