Who's the DADDY?? ( Archived) (3)

Oct 2, 2010 5:55 AM CST Who's the DADDY??
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I’ve never been better!" he boasted. "I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That’s impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That’s kind of what I’m getting at..." replied the doctor.
comfort comfort
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Oct 2, 2010 9:45 AM CST Who's the DADDY??
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines12 Threads 2 Polls 8,175 Posts
laugh laugh i think i'm gonna use this analogy on someoneuh oh
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Oct 2, 2010 10:29 AM CST Who's the DADDY??
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana
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