Bad Taste but Funny Bets or Jokes (22)
Omurchu65: mods (Just be careful this time) mods Okay I promise Now some people who have a dark sense of Humour Often joke about Dark matters ...
So Once again Please do not comment or Read if you will be Offended .....
How many of you have placed a bet say on an Aeroplane crash guessing the amount of Fatalities We used to do this in my local and who ever had the nearest often picked up the kitty
: A parachutist panicked when his chute failed to open and sees a Soldier coming towards him..he shouts " hey do you know anything about Parachutes" "No" replies the Soldier " Do you know anything about landmines" Anyone have any more Bad tasting Jokes
So Once again Please do not comment or Read if you will be Offended .....
How many of you have placed a bet say on an Aeroplane crash guessing the amount of Fatalities We used to do this in my local and who ever had the nearest often picked up the kitty
: A parachutist panicked when his chute failed to open and sees a Soldier coming towards him..he shouts " hey do you know anything about Parachutes" "No" replies the Soldier " Do you know anything about landmines" Anyone have any more Bad tasting Jokes
Ah i do...ive a few in severely bad taste but wouldnt post for fear of being hung, drawn and quartered...
sugar77: Ah i do...ive a few in severely bad taste but wouldnt post for fear of being hung, drawn and quartered...
Post away ..this is in the joking section and ive put a stay away if you dont like ....
Go On You Know you want to
I got a new Alexander McQueen shirt last week.
It's a bit tight round the neck but it hangs well.
It's a bit tight round the neck but it hangs well.
A man and a small girl are walking through a dark secluded woods.
Girl : "I'm scared."
Man : "How do you think I feel I've got to walk back by myself."
Girl : "I'm scared."
Man : "How do you think I feel I've got to walk back by myself."
"I have some bad news you have aids"
"Oh dear" the patient replies
"One other thing" the doctor says "You have Alzheimer's"
"Could be worse" says the patient "I could have aids"
"Oh dear" the patient replies
"One other thing" the doctor says "You have Alzheimer's"
"Could be worse" says the patient "I could have aids"
I just saw two blind men squaring up to each other on the way home from work, so i shouted.. "my money's on the one with the knife". You should of seen how fast they both ran off......
skyblue43: I just saw two blind men squaring up to each other on the way home from work, so i shouted.. "my money's on the one with the knife". You should of seen how fast they both ran off......
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two Buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget About the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself,
"My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth Honey, and show him..
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two Buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget About the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself,
"My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth Honey, and show him..
Did you hear bout the man with no arms that got thrown off the bus???
he was caught kicking the bell....
Did you hear bout the man with no legs that got thrown off the same bus?? he was caught standing on the seat...
he was caught kicking the bell....Did you hear bout the man with no legs that got thrown off the same bus??
he was caught standing on the seat... great thread One day Mr. Smith, the owner of a company, called his manager, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
Posted for someone whos a bit shy
How do you circumsize a traveller?
Kick his sister in the jaw
How do you circumsize a traveller?
Kick his sister in the jaw
Omurchu65: Posted for someone whos a bit shy How do you circumsize a traveller?
Kick his sister in the jaw
Kick his sister in the jaw
Shy and sweet!!
Omurchu65: Posted for someone whos a bit shy How do you circumsize a traveller?
Kick his sister in the jaw
Kick his sister in the jaw
Its bad manners to laugh at your own joke!
skyblue43: Its bad manners to laugh at your own joke!
Tell tale.....what does going down on a woman and driving in the fog have in common? loose concentration and you will hit the a**hole in front of you
Answer: Don't look down
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Okay I promise
Now some people who have a dark sense of Humour Often joke about Dark matters ...
So Once again Please do not comment or Read if you will be Offended .....
How many of you have placed a bet say on an Aeroplane crash guessing the amount of Fatalities
: A parachutist panicked when his chute failed to open and sees a Soldier coming towards him..he shouts " hey do you know anything about Parachutes" "No" replies the Soldier " Do you know anything about landmines"
Anyone have any more Bad tasting Jokes