this love i wasn't looking for ( Archived) (17)

I walked into a restaurant one morning and i met a very beautiful girl; really sweet to look at. I walked up to her and said "gracious, my lady. how about a date?" and she said, "It's the fourth of June". i said "no" she said "yeah" i said "i don't mean that, how would you like me to take you someplace nice, romantic and cozy, just for me and you?" and she said "yeah, i would love that". so i took her to the bathroom.

After we left, i said to her "i have to go" and she said "yeah i have to go", so i took a bus and she took the same bus. In the middle of my journey, the conductor said to her "your fare maam" and she said "I know that, my boyfriend told me" turning her eyes toward me with a funny grin. The ductor said "i'm not talking about your pretty face, i'm talking about the money for the ride" then she said "well he never paid me" now all eyes were on me. when i got to my stop she got off with me and i said to her don't you have any sense and she said "yes, i had about fifty but i gave them to the ductor".


she slept with me that night and when i awoke the next morning i said to her "good morning" and she said "how do you know that?" Just then the phone rang and she picked it up. I don't know who she was talking tto but her words were "wait, let me tell you, honestly it wasn't me because i heard that from Lorna but Lorna said she had already heard it from Susan and Susan got it from Dean, now Dean said it was Carol she first heard with it and that Carol got it from Bev but when i asked Bev about it she said Dawn told Genie that Betty and Sophia both told Dorothy and Dorothy told Karen and that's the whole truth behind the reason why Yvonne carried it back.

yeah, i thought so too.

Ballerina9 i guess you're not all confused, you found hero.

sorry, i meant to say you found humor. i was listening to a movie my children watches and typed hero.