Internet Dating......... (53)
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solsticemoon: Ok, so whats the funniest experience youve had?
Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
I think you have answered your own question, the perfect end to a nightmare on elm street date.
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tomcatwarne: I think you have answered your own question, the perfect end to a nightmare on elm street date.
come on share..you must have had at least one funny date!
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And you..Medsummer, spill the beans!
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solsticemoon: come on share..you must have had at least one funny date!
Yes, but won't share, I appreciate you have a strange sense of humour, so do I but yours is tooway out, if what you say is true.
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tomcatwarne: Yes, but won't share, I appreciate you have a strange sense of humour, so do I but yours is tooway out, if what you say is true.
well humour varies differntly between people, never mind countries so no worries
But I do think its mean you wont/cant relate at least one funny experience!
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solsticemoon: Ok, so whats the funniest experience youve had?
Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
he was a coward...real man wouldnt run..Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
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cherrybrandy: he was a coward...real man wouldnt run..
poor bloke I actually felt quite sorry for him!
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solsticemoon: poor bloke I actually felt quite sorry for him!
sounds really funny though..my dog is quite a beast and in my country,that breed is well known for agressivness...i ve had situations,walking the dog and guys,trying to chat me up...uneasy..
but yours with all the decorum...straight from horror movie...
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solsticemoon: Ok, so whats the funniest experience youve had?
Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
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cherrybrandy: sounds really funny though..
my dog is quite a beast and in my country,that breed is well known for agressivness...i ve had situations,walking the dog and guys,trying to chat me up...uneasy..
but yours with all the decorum...straight from horror movie...
my dog is quite a beast and in my country,that breed is well known for agressivness...i ve had situations,walking the dog and guys,trying to chat me up...uneasy..
but yours with all the decorum...straight from horror movie...
my dogs are sweethearts
I dont recognise what yours is...yeh I peeked at ur profile
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cherrybrandy: he was a coward...real man wouldnt run..
I would have run like an antelope, glad I'm nowhere near Spain.
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tomcatwarne: I would have run like an antelope, glad I'm nowhere near Spain.
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cherrybrandy: are you a real man?
Had no complaints, do you know what a real man is
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cherrybrandy: are you a real man?
yeh I kinda wondered!
she looks lovely BTW..n who wants a dog that'll lick anyone to death.............thats my job!
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I dated a girl off of CS for a total of (get this) 2 dates. She was very attractive and had a nice sense of humour, However after 2 dates i'm still getting to know someone. For her on the other hand 2 dates meant it was ok to start talking about weddings.... Ok i'm an open minded guy and thought wow promising if not a little daunting after 2 dates. So i continued with the date when up comes the conversation again..... Well after she told me where we would get married i decided thats it i'm outta here.
And i thought i was quick to make decisions
And i thought i was quick to make decisions
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tomcatwarne: Had no complaints, do you know what a real man is
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solsticemoon: yeh I kinda wondered!
she looks lovely BTW..n who wants a dog that'll lick anyone to death.............thats my job!
she looks lovely BTW..n who wants a dog that'll lick anyone to death.............thats my job!
that dog thinks shes a human..no licking,but she would stand on her rear legs,put her paws on my shoulders(we get the same height this way)and look straight into my eyes..and responds if i talk to her... but men she doesnt like..------ This thread is Archived ------
By the way, I don't date from the internet so I had to use a real life dating story, those get me in the most trouble anyway...
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Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?