Internet Dating......... (53)
Desertguy49: If you really want to impress em set a chainsaw on your bedroom dresser, just for kicks of course...
of course!
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solsticemoon: Thank you cherry, but guess different nationalities find humour in diff stuff!
its about the person..you can find out that you and Tom are both Brits,im not..
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SoldierByte: see...!!!
I keep telling people..
but nooooooooooo..
they wanna believe them liein police reports
and even them videos..
I try to explain to you gals..
believe what I TELL you..
NOT your damn lieing eyes and ears..
I am glad you know a keeper when you see one..
Will YOU let me come live with you..??
(winter is here and it's cold.. .)
---SoldierByte---
if you think that under my bridge is warmer,be my guest..and bring some body heat..I keep telling people..
but nooooooooooo..
they wanna believe them liein police reports
and even them videos..
I try to explain to you gals..
believe what I TELL you..
NOT your damn lieing eyes and ears..
I am glad you know a keeper when you see one..
Will YOU let me come live with you..??
(winter is here and it's cold.. .)
---SoldierByte---
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solsticemoon: Ok, so whats the funniest experience youve had?
Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
Heres mine................
I had a few dates with a lovely guy a while back and got to the point of inviting him back, as one does. Well I suppose it didnt help that he was spanish and my humour can be quite wicked and at times they just dont get it. so I spent a greater part of the night winding him up with stories of the dogs and how it really was time he came back to mine as the last guy I'd dated was about gone now so the dogs were getting hungry again and the freezer really did need restocking.
we got back and had a few drinks then in the spirit of continuing the wind up I made a big production of slicing a lemon with the biggest sharpest knife I own, looking lovingly at it and caressing the blade..........look it clearly states on my profile Im a bit odd, and some people are just soooo easy...
Anyway long story short we made it to the bedroom and within 5 minutes he leapt out of bed, picked his kit up and frantically and with much panic gleaming in his his eyes demanded I unlock the doors then left half dressed, in a cloud of dust...mmmmm, I was a little confused, then the penny dropped when I went back into the bedroom.....pepper spray next to the bed, hed found a hammer under his pillow and the saw I keep for diy was sticking out from under the bedside cabinet....the roll of plastic sheeting was for when I started redecorating my bedroom..honest!
Of course 2 large dogs sitting next to the bedside drooling probably didnt help much either.
why is this internet dating not working too well for me do you think?
Remind me if i date you to come fully decked out, with bulletproof vest, and camouflage suit, and some bones for your dogs...lol
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skippyguy: Remind me if i date you to come fully decked out, with bulletproof vest, and camouflage suit, and some bones for your dogs...lol
Be careful which bone she feeds to the dogs
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skippyguy: Remind me if i date you to come fully decked out, with bulletproof vest, and camouflage suit, and some bones for your dogs...lol
sensible guy!
so do tell...dating experiences please...ptetty please
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solsticemoon: sensible guy!
so do tell...dating experiences please...ptetty please
so do tell...dating experiences please...ptetty please
damm this keyboard..pretty please!
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JSuburbia: Be careful which bone she feeds to the dogs
youre a bad un!..thats why I like ya!
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solsticemoon: youre a bad un!..thats why I like ya!
Who me?
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cherrybrandy: im very much pro British humor Sol.. my country is Bulgaria,but been in UK for a long time now..yeah..the weather is crap..
Hence Im now in spain..n when my daughter came over 2 weeks ago shes sweating and sayin wow its hot and ive gor me boots on!
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solsticemoon: Hence Im now in spain..n when my daughter came over 2 weeks ago shes sweating and sayin wow its hot and ive gor me boots on!
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JAN_is: I´m good hun, darlin, cariño, guapa....and like you I use those expressions with my girlfriends all the time, but I don´t like those endearments from men I don´t know really well Sol.
seguro hermosa
I know what you mean but we shouldnt be chastised for it...sometimes guys n girls use these expressions as trying to be friendly...altho I must confess, theres times Ive used a sweeheart or two in sarcasm!
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see...!!!
I keep telling people..
but nooooooooooo..
they wanna believe them liein police reports
and even them videos..
I try to explain to you gals..
believe what I TELL you..
NOT your damn lieing eyes and ears..
I am glad you know a keeper when you see one..
Will YOU let me come live with you..??
(winter is here and it's cold..