Your worst first date (19)
BmyManAuckland, New Zealand18 Threads 72 PostsPlease share your story of first date experiences, that you would rather forget
I went out dancing one night and ended up on the beach in a car having a wee cuddle, we didnt notice tho that the tide was coming in and we got stuck and couldnt get the car out. Eventually a tractor came and pulled the car out but it was a write-off due to salt water damage!
he spent all is money on pokemon cards so i had to pay for the movie. mind you we were 12 lol
very funny SOHmy worst one so far is the guy that brought his smelly fat dog to coffee with us... and fussed over it the whole time. Personally I think that people who talk to animals like they are children have serious issues
Shell225: very funny SOH
my worst one so far is the guy that brought his smelly fat dog to coffee with us... and fussed over it the whole time. Personally I think that people who talk to animals like they are children have serious issues
my worst one so far is the guy that brought his smelly fat dog to coffee with us... and fussed over it the whole time. Personally I think that people who talk to animals like they are children have serious issues
And your opinion on wifes who talk to their partner like they are a child
(By the way usually only seen in old married couples)
Welcome Bmy to the Forums. Stand by for a very gentle Rollercoaster ride. 
No bad first dates. But some that I could of handled better to leave a better impression of me.
Note to myself. Don't take date out on a Dog Walking date.
(Especially when you have to stop and pick up doodoo )
Note to myself. Don't take date out on a Dog Walking date.
(Especially when you have to stop and pick up doodoo
)dragondog4: And your opinion on wifes who talk to their partner like they are a child
(By the way usually only seen in old married couples)
(By the way usually only seen in old married couples)
I'd think that they probably had some sort of D/s relationship going on..
I was 15/16 and was on a first date, we met in the city and went for a walk to Kings Park, (Perth) and when I went to jump a little culvert, I accidentally farted, very loudly, I was so embarrassed 
I could not even look at her. Anyway, we went from there to the local underage liquor outlet as I needed to rebuild my Dutch courage. I got so plastered that I ended up vomiting in her Dad's car and on her.
Needless to say there was no second date
I could not even look at her. Anyway, we went from there to the local underage liquor outlet as I needed to rebuild my Dutch courage. I got so plastered that I ended up vomiting in her Dad's car and on her. Needless to say there was no second date
Had a good first date with a guy...thought well this is okay...
Don't know what happened on the second date...but it was horrid...and but me off dating for quite awhile...
Have only just ventured back out into the dating world again
An the other first date I had that was icky...was no chemistry or ease in talking to one another...so I escaped to the bathroom and some chicky asked how my night was....explained I was on the date from hell...and she turned and said...Ditch your date and come home with me I thanked her and said if only I swung that way
At the end he said he had a wonderful time and when I declined and said no to another date he then when on a rant about how women only like drop dead gorjuss men
I just said well you need some sort of chemistry to build on and left it at that...he proceeded to ring n msn me for weeks later telling me all the tail he was getting and how unsatisfied it was making him 
some people I tell ya....
Bear Huggles
Don't know what happened on the second date...but it was horrid...and but me off dating for quite awhile...
Have only just ventured back out into the dating world again
An the other first date I had that was icky...was no chemistry or ease in talking to one another...so I escaped to the bathroom and some chicky asked how my night was....explained I was on the date from hell...and she turned and said...Ditch your date and come home with me
I thanked her and said if only I swung that way At the end he said he had a wonderful time and when I declined and said no to another date he then when on a rant about how women only like drop dead gorjuss men
I just said well you need some sort of chemistry to build on and left it at that...he proceeded to ring n msn me for weeks later telling me all the tail he was getting and how unsatisfied it was making him some people I tell ya.... Bear Huggles Not a first date, but did you hear of the guy that lived with his partner soul-mate for 4 years then married. As money was tight 9 months later they went on the honeymoon. Last stop on the journey home they pulled into a Caravan park and met annother group of people. The guy was sick in the later part of the return home and was admitted to hospital for emergency surgery one week after returning home, the surgery was goofed and after 3 days home went back in. Two weeks back out of hospital and the wife left him for the guy that they met on their honeymoon. 20 years on he still is scratching his head as to why and dealing with the lies left to cover her trail of deciet, as her family is a privelaged one with influence. Do We have a winner.
HAHAHAHAHA that is the funniest one so far!
Well MS Kizzy, we have answered the age old question in your case.. Do You **** on first dates?
YES! But only if chocolate soldiers and Colombian Gold is involved !
YES! But only if chocolate soldiers and Colombian Gold is involved !
Gawd Kizzy... I just L O V E that story
Shell225: very funny SOH
my worst one so far is the guy that brought his smelly fat dog to coffee with us... and fussed over it the whole time. Personally I think that people who talk to animals like they are children have serious issues
my worst one so far is the guy that brought his smelly fat dog to coffee with us... and fussed over it the whole time. Personally I think that people who talk to animals like they are children have serious issues
In the same vein,but even worse are the couples who talk to the dog and tell it to "go to daddy/mummy" Yuk. Makes me want to
Just can't handle the visual, him or her being daddy and mummy to a dog - for ******s sake it;s an animal not a bloody baby.Unless you are a Canberra RL player I guess??
Shell225: very funny SOH
my worst one so far is the guy that brought his smelly fat dog to coffee with us... and fussed over it the whole time. Personally I think that people who talk to animals like they are children have serious issues
my worst one so far is the guy that brought his smelly fat dog to coffee with us... and fussed over it the whole time. Personally I think that people who talk to animals like they are children have serious issues
In the same vein,but even worse are the couples who talk to the dog and tell it to "go to daddy/mummy" Yuk. Makes me want to
Just can't handle the visual, him or her being daddy and mummy to a dog - for ******s sake it;s an animal not a bloody baby.Unless you are a Canberra RL player I guess??
must have been one of the less chaeper models that dont retract after or before use,ever done martial arts? what never heard of them, been round for centuries. oh well where you go! the trouble with these sights is the the honesty and faith is which the beholder and how you want the world to behold you living the dream, or hiding in the shadows playing the games the world wants to see? Of course the guy had life expectancy at the end of the day, now cloce at hand, and she wanted the world at her heels, Has any one heard of Sues Thuys in Mornington victoria.
BmyMan: Please share your story of first date experiences, that you would rather forget
I think I must have forgot
mariners: must have been one of the less chaeper models that dont retract after or before use,ever done martial arts? what never heard of them, been round for centuries. oh well where you go! the trouble with these sights is the the honesty and faith is which the beholder and how you want the world to behold you living the dream, or hiding in the shadows playing the games the world wants to see? Of course the guy had life expectancy at the end of the day, now cloce at hand, and she wanted the world at her heels, Has any one heard of Sues Thuys in Mornington victoria.
Um er well yes and no whatever.
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