If all brides are beautiful....... ( Archived) (13)

Sep 23, 2006 5:29 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
Johnny1060
Johnny1060Johnny1060Carlow, Ireland5 Threads 447 Posts
If all brides are beautiful how come the divorce courts are full of hardfaced, cold, calculating wives who are out to screw their spouses for every cent they can get?
Whatever happened to the beautiful woman you walked down the aisle with?
How come she turned into Atilla the Hun in heels?dunno confused
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Sep 23, 2006 5:36 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
What she said. devil
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Sep 23, 2006 5:39 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
Johnny1060
Johnny1060Johnny1060Carlow, Ireland5 Threads 447 Posts
He He.....Love it....Well saidrolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2006 5:41 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
The lawyers get most of it anyway. Paws
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Sep 23, 2006 5:45 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
Johnny1060
Johnny1060Johnny1060Carlow, Ireland5 Threads 447 Posts
You are soooooo correct Pawsvery mad mumbling
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Sep 23, 2006 6:53 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
lol, i WISH i was like that...

i agreed to take all debt just so i wouldn't have to fight with him to break it up...

all i wanted was the kids.
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Nov 18, 2006 1:59 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
Goodhappyman
GoodhappymanGoodhappymanChester, Virginia USA29 Posts
HMMMM, first sweet, then cranky, Then really moody, an at the end I know where the name Bit!! came from! oh well its over now, good thing too, I always pitty her new husband an he askes me lots of questions when I see him! banana professor tongue
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Nov 18, 2006 6:04 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
tampa1
tampa1tampa1London, Ontario Canada56 Threads 3,057 Posts
Infidelity will get you drained everytime...and that works both ways I think...confused

Besides what would the poor lawyers do without a 50% divorce rate?
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Nov 18, 2006 6:58 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
TheProfessor
TheProfessorTheProfessorPandoras Box, USA91 Threads 4,746 Posts
Easiest answered with a few jokes...

Did you hear about the lawyer who broke his nose while riding a bike?

He was chasing a parked ambulance.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Nov 18, 2006 7:13 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
tampa1
tampa1tampa1London, Ontario Canada56 Threads 3,057 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Good ones Rich...
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Nov 18, 2006 7:28 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
blancalatina
blancalatinablancalatinawinston-salem, USA42 Threads 3,315 Posts
You always will be beautiful Mags!
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Nov 18, 2006 7:34 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
blushing THank ya mam!
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Nov 18, 2006 7:40 PM CST If all brides are beautiful.......
PeachesandCream
PeachesandCreamPeachesandCreamConcord, North Carolina USA43 Threads 675 Posts
If all husbands are Good Looking Knights in Shining Armour at the alter, where did the Son-of-a-buscuit eaters come from who's in court trying to emotionally and financially to ruin his children's mother?very mad mumbling sigh
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