Morning Coffee Thread (136)
Curry at this hour and in the garden.... You must have plenty of hair on your chest
That's Armagh men for you.
That's Armagh men for you.
whiteontop: Lovely and sunny here and anyway when one is warm inside the world is a different place.
Whoah we are in a very deep and thoughtful mood today....we could all take a leaf out of your book 
MSN74: Curry at this hour and in the garden.... You must have plenty of hair on your chest
Afternoon all, I shall take a cuppa and offer you all a quick joke to join the good mood of this thread:::
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Afternoon all, I shall take a cuppa and offer you all a quick joke to join the good mood of this thread:::
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Just for you.After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
vinny1967: Just for you.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
Keep them coming,,we all need a laugh
kitchendevil: Keep them coming,,we all need a laugh
Afternoon KD
Here's some advice I gave my daughter
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal...
Now I have to go to work and try to control a few chefs.
You know how hard that can be
vinny1967: Afternoon KD
Here's some advice I gave my daughter
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal...
Now I have to go to work and try to control a few chefs.
You know how hard that can be
Here's some advice I gave my daughter
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal...
Now I have to go to work and try to control a few chefs.
You know how hard that can be
Dont work too hard......
Good Morning
2 days off
Cofffee time
Happy Sunday
2 days off
Cofffee time
Happy Sunday
carrickgirl: Good morning it's fresh but dry lol .
Yeah same here.........snow was forecast but we didn't get any
Any plans for today ?
carrickgirl: Good morning it's fresh but dry lol .
Bloody cold and we got no snow!
I blame the government. Bloody FF!We have snow, plenty of it. A day for sitting by the fire with a big bowl of homemade vegetable soup.
Morning
Stayin put today...so no excuses for tackling the housework
Stayin put today...so no excuses for tackling the houseworkMimiKate: Morning
Stayin put today...so no excuses for tackling the housework
Stayin put today...so no excuses for tackling the housework
Floors washed, though kids still in bed the only way out of my estate is by foot, gritters refused to come in as the darling local children stoned them again, wish i had a sleigh to play with little one in, umm must get creative, seen little on getting pulled in little plastic bath yesterday.
wittyone: Floors washed, though kids still in bed the only way out of my estate is by foot, gritters refused to come in as the darling local children stoned them again, wish i had a sleigh to play with little one in, umm must get creative, seen little on getting pulled in little plastic bath yesterday.
Fair play to ya Witty..one more coffee and I should be able to handle it
Ah i'm sure you'll come up with something, an old tray or binlid?? Sounds like great craic
wittyone: Floors washed, though kids still in bed the only way out of my estate is by foot, gritters refused to come in as the darling local children stoned them again, wish i had a sleigh to play with little one in, umm must get creative, seen little on getting pulled in little plastic bath yesterday.
had great fun with my grandchildren yesterday with those sleighs
Morning all Im up since 6am...all organised to go to work - phoned taxi at 7.45am and 10.10am was still waiting on it...my kidneys are floating with all the coffee and i now have to take annual leave day ....AAAArrrrrgggghhh - other than that the scene is beautiful and im cosy and warm at home.
Im up since 6am...all organised to go to work - phoned taxi at 7.45am and 10.10am was still waiting on it...my kidneys are floating with all the coffee and i now have to take annual leave day ....AAAArrrrrgggghhh - other than that the scene is beautiful and im cosy and warm at home. CAITLIN765: Morning all Im up since 6am...all organised to go to work - phoned taxi at 7.45am and 10.10am was still waiting on it...my kidneys are floating with all the coffee and i now have to take annual leave day ....AAAArrrrrgggghhh - other than that the scene is beautiful and im cosy and warm at home.
i cant believe you actually rang for a taxi 
i was out for a short walk this morning its beautiful but i wish it would go away More Threads
1830's Music
What's going on
Icebergs Still Around
everything is changing
Reality Check
Heavy Bass In The PM
Nature
Salami, Salami, Baloney
What I Lack In Vocabulary
How far is too far?
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Afternoon all, I shall take a cuppa and offer you all a quick joke to join the good mood of this thread:::
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.