CAR SMASH ( Archived) (6)

And three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are met by Saint Peter. He says...."Sisters, you have all led such wonderful lives I am now going to grant you each six months back on earth to be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says "I wanna to be Sophia Loren." .....Poof !, she's
gone in an instant.
The second nun said "I wanna to be Madonna" ........Poof !, she's
gone too.
The third nun said "I wanna be Sara Pipilini."
Saint peter was perplexed, he'd never heard the name. "Who?"
he asked.
the
"Sara Pipilini" repeated the nun.
Saint peter shook his head and said "I'm sorry there's no such name."
The nun then took an old newspaper from the pocket of her habit and handed it to Saint Peter.
He took the paper and began to read , then he burst out laughing.
He handed her back the paper and said kindly,


"I'm afraid you've got it wrong sister. What the paper actually says,



is that it's the Sahara Pipeline, and it was laid by 1,400 men in six months

you are such a bad man