honeymoon (9)
salanky: A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where
they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They
opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom
removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your
feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me guess...
Smallcox
they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They
opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom
removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your
feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me guess...
Smallcox
ohhh Salanky thats bad!!!!
Good one
nuala: ohhh Salanky thats bad!!!!
was sent to me by my sister salanky: was sent to me by my sister
it was a good one alright ....you had to share it as sharing is caring....good on ya!!
nuala: it was a good one alright ....you had to share it as sharing is caring....good on ya!!
oh but of course 
Oooh... I snorted!Brilliant!!
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they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They
opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom
removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your
feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me guess...
Smallcox