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Dec 11, 2010 1:55 PM CST Scotch???
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"




“No," said the little boy. "It's a puppy!"

grin wave cheers
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Dec 11, 2010 2:19 PM CST Scotch???
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK49 Threads 6,217 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"

“No," said the little boy. "It's a puppy!"


omg rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2010 2:21 PM CST Scotch???
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
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Dec 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST Scotch???
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
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Dec 11, 2010 2:33 PM CST Scotch???
seamus08
seamus08seamus08CAMBRIDGE, Cambridgeshire, England UK27 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing like it Null, keeping well i hope.wave
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Dec 11, 2010 3:19 PM CST Scotch???
seamus08: like it Null, keeping well i hope.
hehe

Keeping Great here Seàmus thank you and Hope same with you grin wave wine
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