# 1 pick up line that was ever used on me ..... (69)
iamforreal: Does this towel smell like Chloroform?
My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?
My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?
If you say that to a girl here in France, you go straight to jail.
Very seriously, cops are on the nerves because this stratagem is in use those days on many carparks of supermarkets. Some men propose to smell perfumes of great brands at low prices, and the girls actually sniff Chloroform.
Keep the bear weight, I did not see any danger here with that
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invinciblemuse: Okay, I'll behave now and be nice.
Are you new here?? In that case:
Oh, and please use the Quote rather than the Reply button, so we know who you're responding to!
Are you new here?? In that case:
Oh, and please use the Quote rather than the Reply button, so we know who you're responding to!
Thanks for the tip I will make a note of that
I can handle it weather you are naughty or nice.I will just respond accordingly.
I created this account a couple of years ago but have not been here in a year or so. Met some really cool people.
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iamforreal: Thanks for the tip I will make a note of that
I can handle it weather you are naughty or nice.I will just respond accordingly.
I created this account a couple of years ago but have not been here in a year or so. Met some really cool people.
I can handle it weather you are naughty or nice.I will just respond accordingly.
I created this account a couple of years ago but have not been here in a year or so. Met some really cool people.
Can't I be both??
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frenchfree: If you say that to a girl here in France, you go straight to jail.
Very seriously, cops are on the nerves because this stratagem is in use those days on many carparks of supermarkets. Some men propose to smell perfumes of great brands at low prices, and the girls actually sniff Chloroform.
Keep the bear weight, I did not see any danger here with that
Very seriously, cops are on the nerves because this stratagem is in use those days on many carparks of supermarkets. Some men propose to smell perfumes of great brands at low prices, and the girls actually sniff Chloroform.
Keep the bear weight, I did not see any danger here with that
Good to know next time I visit France. I really love Paris!
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iamforreal: Turns the other cheek. Do you know how to catch a Polar bear?
To catch a polar bear....simple cut a large hole in the ice....surround the holes with som peas, THEN, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, KICK HIM IN THE ICEHOLE!!!
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invinciblemuse: Yes, with ease and very gracefully.
My polar bear was the topic of the very first thread I ever posted:
LOL! My polar bear was the topic of the very first thread I ever posted:
ya catch a polar bear with a magnet
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bellatrix: LOL!
ya catch a polar bear with a magnet
ya catch a polar bear with a magnet
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invinciblemuse: Can't I be both??
I would be let down if you could not be.
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OH YEAH!! iamforreal: I would be let down if you could not be.
naughty boy 
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iamforreal: I would be let down if you could not be.
Ah, do I deduct from that that you're high maintenance??
(Oh, I do love a challenge...)
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would that be a ACME magnet?invinciblemuse: ...but only if you hold it the right way round!!
yeah, or else he's gonna leave skidmarks 
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iamforreal: I don't get it would that be a ACME magnet?
the magnet has two poles.....polar, get it?
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I would bid you a good day be on my waybellatrix: the magnet has two poles.....polar, get it?
Also important: if he's poled the other way, don't expect little bears any time soon...
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Yes, with ease and very gracefully.
My polar bear was the topic of the very first thread I ever posted: