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Dec 18, 2010 4:36 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
iamforreal
iamforrealiamforrealDenver, Colorado USA4 Threads 68 Posts
Does this towel smell like Chloroform?rolling on the floor laughing wow laugh

My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?
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Dec 18, 2010 4:37 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
bellatrix
bellatrixbellatrixnewcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK115 Posts
iamforreal: Does this towel smell like Chloroform?

My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?
run like hell while furiously dialling 999 and shrieking HELP!!!!!!!!!!laugh laugh
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Dec 18, 2010 4:38 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
iamforreal: Does this towel smell like Chloroform?

My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?
Might refer him to the next Loony Bin!laugh
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Dec 18, 2010 4:41 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
In response to: Does this towel smell like Chloroform?

My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?


confused I don´t get it at all. We had a hilarious thread here a few weeks ago about pick up lines, but they were quite clever ones. dunno
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Dec 18, 2010 4:44 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
iamforreal: Does this towel smell like Chloroform?

My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?



confused
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Dec 18, 2010 4:50 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
iamforreal
iamforrealiamforrealDenver, Colorado USA4 Threads 68 Posts
Just as I thought. So her is my favorite approach when I see a woman that I want to start a conversation with.

I walk up with a pleasant smile and say excuse me,I have a question for you. Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? how would you respond to that?
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Dec 18, 2010 4:53 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
iamforreal: Does this towel smell like Chloroform?

My question is. how would you react if a total stranger walked up to you empty handed and said that to you?


It's not gonna work, if your hands are empty. If you held a towel, however,... devil rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 18, 2010 4:55 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
iamforreal: Just as I thought. So her is my favorite approach when I see a woman that I want to start a conversation with.

I walk up with a pleasant smile and say excuse me,I have a question for you. Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? how would you respond to that?


A chat-up line referring to the weight of anything will always backfire... professor cool
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Dec 18, 2010 4:56 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
bellatrix
bellatrixbellatrixnewcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK115 Posts
invinciblemuse: It's not gonna work, if your hands are empty. If you held a towel, however,...
but they could be a serial killer and it was in theyr pocket....or theyr creepy sidekick could be behind you already WITH the towel uh oh uh oh
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Dec 18, 2010 4:57 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
bellatrix
bellatrixbellatrixnewcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK115 Posts
iamforreal: Just as I thought. So her is my favorite approach when I see a woman that I want to start a conversation with.

I walk up with a pleasant smile and say excuse me,I have a question for you. Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? how would you respond to that?
ummm.....i wouldnt snooty


rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 18, 2010 4:58 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Wow! I guess you dont get laid a lot uh oh uh oh
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Dec 18, 2010 4:58 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
iamforreal
iamforrealiamforrealDenver, Colorado USA4 Threads 68 Posts
The answer is .... Enough to break the ice.. It works very well!
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Dec 18, 2010 5:00 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
bellatrix: ummm.....i wouldnt


I know - I'd just say: do I look like a flogging polar bear to you???? *smack* - *exit stage left* doh
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Dec 18, 2010 5:01 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
iamforreal: The answer is .... Enough to break the ice.. It works very well!


Oh sorry, hadn't realised we were being tested and you knew the correct answer. My mistake.
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Dec 18, 2010 5:01 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
iamforreal
iamforrealiamforrealDenver, Colorado USA4 Threads 68 Posts
I would never use the Chloroform approach on a stranger.For and on the record. It is more of a joke than a pick up line.Just thought i would post it as a topic of conversation.conversing
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Dec 18, 2010 5:04 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
iamforreal
iamforrealiamforrealDenver, Colorado USA4 Threads 68 Posts
Nice ! Glad there is a sense of humor in the roomhandshake
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Dec 18, 2010 5:06 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
bellatrix
bellatrixbellatrixnewcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK115 Posts
iamforreal: I would never use the Chloroform approach on a stranger.For and on the record. It is more of a joke than a pick up line.Just thought i would post it as a topic of conversation.
wink hug yay
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Dec 18, 2010 5:07 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
iamforreal: I would never use the Chloroform approach on a stranger.For and on the record. It is more of a joke than a pick up line.Just thought i would post it as a topic of conversation.


Okay, I'll behave now and be nice.

Are you new here?? In that case: cswelcome

Oh, and please use the Quote rather than the Reply button, so we know who you're responding to! handshake
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Dec 18, 2010 5:07 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
iamforreal
iamforrealiamforrealDenver, Colorado USA4 Threads 68 Posts
Turns the other cheek. Do you know how to catch a Polar bear?
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Dec 18, 2010 5:10 PM CST # 1 pick up line that was ever used on me .....
bellatrix
bellatrixbellatrixnewcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK115 Posts
invinciblemuse: OMG - we've given him ideas...
uh oh hmmm hole


rolling on the floor laughing
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