I cant light a fire on xmas eve 'cause santa comes down the chimney and he doesnt like roasted nuts'
Classic!!
I remember being in tears as a kid cos my mum was lighting the fire on Christmas eve and Santa wouldn't be able to get in! I also felt very sorry for people who lived in flats and didn't have chimneys!
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I cant light a fire on xmas eve 'cause santa comes down the chimney and he doesnt like roasted nuts'
Classic!!