Coming out Party (98)
ICKLEwarrington, Cheshire, England UK50 Threads 905 Postsoh i see .. you are VERY pleased to see me
This party needs livening up me thinks
Hi geoff..
Ive only got a two bed terrace so thats not the keys to the house..
Ive only got a two bed terrace so thats not the keys to the house..
Ill get the pole and the hosepipe ok, you get the oil... 
so its not your nose or your keys its your hosepipe
Yeh and its got a sprinkler on the end....
im gonna tell me dadPoles and Hosepipes and Oil - dont know what kinda parties you go to
What will the neighbours think
Oh what a night, late September back in......
What will the neighbours think
Oh what a night, late September back in......
pyjamas , clean pair of undis , a pillow , a double size sleeping bag , tooth brush , bicycle pump , a hat , a red cape , couple of sticks , a bottle of olive oil , a pair of sleepers , a bar of soap , a couple of good sized towels , two buckets , fishing rod , a long chain , first aid , extra pair of trousers , extra shirt , a pair of rubber gloves .. I will buy everything else when I get there ... I will also bring extra decorations , a couple of CDs , a bottle cleaner , a tube of glue and a telescope ..
Wow all that to just to serve the wine
Can i borrow the telescope after you.......
Can i borrow the telescope after you.......
oh darlin yami you do travel light
The poles to prop me up when ive had a few, the hose is to cool us down and the oil is for the chippies later, oh and mushy peas.....
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhmushy peash I knew that would work, please dont tell your daddy on me...
GIMMEEE PEAS 
Hi Brian.
Fancy a jig? 
Fancy a jig?
Can you do the hucklebuck ?
How are you today, is the cold clearing up ?
How are you today, is the cold clearing up ?
I'm well impressed - all you guys can dance
Most guys just stand in the corner and hug their beers
Most guys just stand in the corner and hug their beers
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