Birds and bees.... (11)
Life is one disappointment after another, lol.
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A day in the lifeof a boy............
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A Man's whole life cycle is all about Hole's,,,,,,,,,,
The first 9 Months of his life is spent trying to get out one,
Spends all his Life trying to get back into one,
When his Life ends He's finally put in one,,,,,,,,,,
The first 9 Months of his life is spent trying to get out one,
Spends all his Life trying to get back into one,
When his Life ends He's finally put in one,,,,,,,,,,
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Sortta like a dog eh,always digging for a place to put his bone..........
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Awww Yes you could say that or a little bit like Goldilocks looking for the perfect fit, ------ This thread is Archived ------
Your wrong Goldilocks was only trying to see her sick grandmother,shame on you.....
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Excuse me??? That was Little red Riding Hood, Goldilocks & The 3 Bears.......
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Pardon me kind sir,2nd cup of java has yet to kick in......
Those bears had to pay a stud fee you know.....
Those bears had to pay a stud fee you know.....
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Does that mean that all hairy one's have to pay as well, No hope for me so, I'm broke....... Still could always go to the Shaving & Waxing forum
is it early there??????????
is it early there??????????
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Not really,its 8am,but I was up before the birds....
You may wanna consider a wax on wax off if your looking for a spit and polish......
You may wanna consider a wax on wax off if your looking for a spit and polish......
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A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.
"If you're going to tell me now, that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"