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There are 3 essential tools:
duct tape
WD40 and
a hammer
If something is moving and it shouldn't be, duct tape it. If it isn't moving and it should be, use WD40. If it still doesn't move, hit it with a hammer. If it breaks, tape it back together with the duct tape.
I'm off to buy a jigsaw next weekend