The pitfalls of Female Clothing (32)
some boxers are a killer
well at least you can laugh it off, we had to walk through the college today in our scrubs set for our practical class with a lifesize plastic horse that goes by the name of troy along with four lifesize plastic horse legs mounted on pieces of counter 
salanky: well at least you can laugh it off, we had to walk through the college today in our scrubs set for our practical class with a lifesize plastic horse that goes by the name of troy along with four lifesize plastic horse legs mounted on pieces of counter
that sounds like a sight to behold ... no pics??
Was thinking afterwards, at least it was winter and I had tights on ... otherwise the elected representative, sitting in the corner of the office, really would have had an eyeful!!!!
skinnyminnypink: that sounds like a sight to behold ... no pics??
Was thinking afterwards, at least it was winter and I had tights on ... otherwise the elected representative, sitting in the corner of the office, really would have had an eyeful!!!!
oh theres pics alright but not taken by me lol have also walked through the college carrying a large snake which didnt go down as well as the plastic horse Was thinking afterwards, at least it was winter and I had tights on ... otherwise the elected representative, sitting in the corner of the office, really would have had an eyeful!!!!
salanky: oh theres pics alright but not taken by me lol have also walked through the college carrying a large snake which didnt go down as well as the plastic horse
skinnyminnypink: Had a couple of incidents today which forced me to ponder the possible pitfalls of female clothing and, (correspondingly) the lack of pitfalls when it comes to men's appareil!!
Spent a good half hour pausing the alarm this morning and trying to psyche myself into peeling back the duvet .. eventually had no option, threw myself out of bed, one foot hit the rug and the effin thing slid ... that hurt, toe slammed off wall and air became blue .. ok, you say, nothing to do with clothing but wait ... did the coffee thing, the shower thing and the dresswear choosing thing .. decided to go with the flicky wee dress and tights .. another ten mins on the edge of the bed trying to take jammies off to put on clothes .. last item the dreaded tights .. guys, you have nothing in life to worry about if you never have to wear tights ... first leg on, not a bleeding bother .. second leg .. felt a bit odd ... but WTF .. only when I got the high heelers and the jacket on and was leaving the house, I realised what the problem was .. second leg twisted .. restricting bloody flow .. now late .. do I stop and go back or press on and suffer?? Pressed on .. black ice the whole way to work ... where I live even got a special mention of AA roadwatch .. black ice, freezing fog etc, etc, twisted tight helped to concentrate on road .. had to remedy when I got to office .. went to loo, took tights off and straightened things out ... god, that felt good .. walked back into shared office .. walked to end of room ... conscious of looks from colleagues .. basking in the glow of their warm feelings for me ... sat at desk, received email, opened email .. .. 'don't want to upset you but just to let you know .. you have just walked the entire length of the office with your dress tucked into your knickers .. nice knickers, nice tights ... but ..' when I finished reading email ... looked up, stood up, adjusted dress to thunderous applause!!! What item of men's clothing could cause so much hassle???? Tell me, please????
Spent a good half hour pausing the alarm this morning and trying to psyche myself into peeling back the duvet .. eventually had no option, threw myself out of bed, one foot hit the rug and the effin thing slid ... that hurt, toe slammed off wall and air became blue .. ok, you say, nothing to do with clothing but wait ... did the coffee thing, the shower thing and the dresswear choosing thing .. decided to go with the flicky wee dress and tights .. another ten mins on the edge of the bed trying to take jammies off to put on clothes .. last item the dreaded tights .. guys, you have nothing in life to worry about if you never have to wear tights ... first leg on, not a bleeding bother .. second leg .. felt a bit odd ... but WTF .. only when I got the high heelers and the jacket on and was leaving the house, I realised what the problem was .. second leg twisted .. restricting bloody flow .. now late .. do I stop and go back or press on and suffer?? Pressed on .. black ice the whole way to work ... where I live even got a special mention of AA roadwatch .. black ice, freezing fog etc, etc, twisted tight helped to concentrate on road .. had to remedy when I got to office .. went to loo, took tights off and straightened things out ... god, that felt good .. walked back into shared office .. walked to end of room ... conscious of looks from colleagues .. basking in the glow of their warm feelings for me ... sat at desk, received email, opened email .. .. 'don't want to upset you but just to let you know .. you have just walked the entire length of the office with your dress tucked into your knickers .. nice knickers, nice tights ... but ..' when I finished reading email ... looked up, stood up, adjusted dress to thunderous applause!!! What item of men's clothing could cause so much hassle???? Tell me, please????
normal day so skinny
skinnyminnypink: Had a couple of incidents today which forced me to ponder the possible pitfalls of female clothing and, (correspondingly) the lack of pitfalls when it comes to men's appareil!!
Spent a good half hour pausing the alarm this morning and trying to psyche myself into peeling back the duvet .. eventually had no option, threw myself out of bed, one foot hit the rug and the effin thing slid ... that hurt, toe slammed off wall and air became blue .. ok, you say, nothing to do with clothing but wait ... did the coffee thing, the shower thing and the dresswear choosing thing .. decided to go with the flicky wee dress and tights .. another ten mins on the edge of the bed trying to take jammies off to put on clothes .. last item the dreaded tights .. guys, you have nothing in life to worry about if you never have to wear tights ... first leg on, not a bleeding bother .. second leg .. felt a bit odd ... but WTF .. only when I got the high heelers and the jacket on and was leaving the house, I realised what the problem was .. second leg twisted .. restricting bloody flow .. now late .. do I stop and go back or press on and suffer?? Pressed on .. black ice the whole way to work ... where I live even got a special mention of AA roadwatch .. black ice, freezing fog etc, etc, twisted tight helped to concentrate on road .. had to remedy when I got to office .. went to loo, took tights off and straightened things out ... god, that felt good .. walked back into shared office .. walked to end of room ... conscious of looks from colleagues .. basking in the glow of their warm feelings for me ... sat at desk, received email, opened email .. .. 'don't want to upset you but just to let you know .. you have just walked the entire length of the office with your dress tucked into your knickers .. nice knickers, nice tights ... but ..' when I finished reading email ... looked up, stood up, adjusted dress to thunderous applause!!! What item of men's clothing could cause so much hassle???? Tell me, please????
Spent a good half hour pausing the alarm this morning and trying to psyche myself into peeling back the duvet .. eventually had no option, threw myself out of bed, one foot hit the rug and the effin thing slid ... that hurt, toe slammed off wall and air became blue .. ok, you say, nothing to do with clothing but wait ... did the coffee thing, the shower thing and the dresswear choosing thing .. decided to go with the flicky wee dress and tights .. another ten mins on the edge of the bed trying to take jammies off to put on clothes .. last item the dreaded tights .. guys, you have nothing in life to worry about if you never have to wear tights ... first leg on, not a bleeding bother .. second leg .. felt a bit odd ... but WTF .. only when I got the high heelers and the jacket on and was leaving the house, I realised what the problem was .. second leg twisted .. restricting bloody flow .. now late .. do I stop and go back or press on and suffer?? Pressed on .. black ice the whole way to work ... where I live even got a special mention of AA roadwatch .. black ice, freezing fog etc, etc, twisted tight helped to concentrate on road .. had to remedy when I got to office .. went to loo, took tights off and straightened things out ... god, that felt good .. walked back into shared office .. walked to end of room ... conscious of looks from colleagues .. basking in the glow of their warm feelings for me ... sat at desk, received email, opened email .. .. 'don't want to upset you but just to let you know .. you have just walked the entire length of the office with your dress tucked into your knickers .. nice knickers, nice tights ... but ..' when I finished reading email ... looked up, stood up, adjusted dress to thunderous applause!!! What item of men's clothing could cause so much hassle???? Tell me, please????
A mankini
DUBLINGUY1973: A mankini
and we have the pics to prove it!!!!
Neenaw: normal day so skinny
Only good thing was I didn't trip!!!!
doing well on the fishing expedition though!!!!
sorry but this has to b done by me
now that is something that wud b me all over
them damn ann summers underwear catch ur skirt/dress everytime
now that is something that wud b me all over
them damn ann summers underwear catch ur skirt/dress everytime
skinnyminnypink: and we have the pics to prove it!!!!
I thought i had all the copies destroyed DUBLINGUY1973: I thought i had all the copies destroyed
Tights are not easy putting on, in the cold morning
TwinkleStar_70: Tights are not easy putting on, in the cold morning
try stockings and suspenders!!!
skinnyminnypink: try stockings and suspenders!!!
someone is in fine form 2day
the dress tucking incident all over and forgotten
anniebaby: someone is in fine form 2day
the dress tucking incident all over and forgotten
the dress tucking incident all over and forgotten
c now if u were closer we cud b out on the tiles 2nite lol
hope ur having a good day
hope ur having a good day
anniebaby: c now if u were closer we cud b out on the tiles 2nite lol
hope ur having a good day
hope ur having a good day
Hell yeah!!!!
skinnyminnypink: ... did the coffee thing, the shower thing and the dresswear choosing thing .. decided to go with the flicky wee dress and tights .. another ten mins on the edge of the bed trying to take jammies off to put on clothes .. What item of men's clothing could cause so much hassle???? Tell me, please????
Seems to me you had a shower with your Pyjamas on?
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Spent a good half hour pausing the alarm this morning and trying to psyche myself into peeling back the duvet .. eventually had no option, threw myself out of bed, one foot hit the rug and the effin thing slid ... that hurt, toe slammed off wall and air became blue .. ok, you say, nothing to do with clothing but wait ... did the coffee thing, the shower thing and the dresswear choosing thing .. decided to go with the flicky wee dress and tights .. another ten mins on the edge of the bed trying to take jammies off to put on clothes .. last item the dreaded tights .. guys, you have nothing in life to worry about if you never have to wear tights ... first leg on, not a bleeding bother .. second leg .. felt a bit odd ... but WTF .. only when I got the high heelers and the jacket on and was leaving the house, I realised what the problem was .. second leg twisted .. restricting bloody flow .. now late .. do I stop and go back or press on and suffer?? Pressed on .. black ice the whole way to work ... where I live even got a special mention of AA roadwatch .. black ice, freezing fog etc, etc, twisted tight helped to concentrate on road .. had to remedy when I got to office .. went to loo, took tights off and straightened things out ... god, that felt good .. walked back into shared office .. walked to end of room ... conscious of looks from colleagues .. basking in the glow of their warm feelings for me ... sat at desk, received email, opened email .. .. 'don't want to upset you but just to let you know .. you have just walked the entire length of the office with your dress tucked into your knickers .. nice knickers, nice tights ... but ..' when I finished reading email ... looked up, stood up, adjusted dress to thunderous applause!!!
What item of men's clothing could cause so much hassle???? Tell me, please????