Kids Say The Darndest Things... (5)
I thought these were really cute and innocent.
Sad that not many viewed them.
HL
Sad that not many viewed them.
HL
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HealthyLiving: I thought these were really cute and innocent.
Sad that not many viewed them.
HL
Sad that not many viewed them.
HL
Very cute.I enjoyed reading them
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HealthyLiving: I thought these were really cute and innocent.
Sad that not many viewed them.
HL
Sad that not many viewed them.
HL
I've just viewed them and they made me giggle, thanks HL
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very good I enjoyed them
I have one for you
my 5 year old grndson ,told me that people where always asking his Mother if she where pregnant , he said that it made him feel good becuase he would have a little brother or sister , when I explained to him his mother was overweight , he said , that just means when she gets pregnant the baby will have lots of room
and then there was the time my youngest son was watching me cook a turkey , when I pulled the neck out he said , Mama that turkey was a boy
same son we where headed to school and his hair was sticking up , I licked my hand and patted his hair down , to which he said , now I am going to smell like spit all day
I have one for you
my 5 year old grndson ,told me that people where always asking his Mother if she where pregnant , he said that it made him feel good becuase he would have a little brother or sister , when I explained to him his mother was overweight , he said , that just means when she gets pregnant the baby will have lots of room
and then there was the time my youngest son was watching me cook a turkey , when I pulled the neck out he said , Mama that turkey was a boy
same son we where headed to school and his hair was sticking up , I licked my hand and patted his hair down , to which he said , now I am going to smell like spit all day
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'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name..
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'