Tell a porkie pie about the person above you.... (823)

Mar 6, 2011 4:29 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
awesome71: Doesn't really miss his partner.


is not really sensitive at all? crying blues moping
Mar 6, 2011 4:31 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: is not really sensitive at all?
Is sobbing right now.
Mar 6, 2011 4:32 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
morebloodyrisks: is not really sensitive at all?

Is questioning his relationship with MBR and his granny
Mar 6, 2011 4:36 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Is questioning his relationship with MBR and his granny


loves me like my Nanna devil
Mar 6, 2011 4:49 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Loves all nannas

is really my Nanna in disguise
Mar 6, 2011 5:22 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
morebloodyrisks: is really my Nanna in disguise

SSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhh - you are our shameful family secret - don't tell everyone
Mar 6, 2011 5:38 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: What is she supposed to do when the Awesome is not up to it?
Never lets me sleep,always wanting to hop on.
Mar 6, 2011 5:46 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Loves it when I pull the sheets over her head.

That is his idea of foreplay and a romantic night in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 6, 2011 5:59 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: That is his idea of foreplay and a romantic night in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would rather do it on the kitchen table.
Mar 6, 2011 6:01 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Would rather do it on the kitchen table.

Is his idea of foreplay in exotic locations
Mar 6, 2011 6:06 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Is his idea of foreplay in exotic locations
Always compliments me on my style.
Mar 6, 2011 6:10 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Always compliments me on my style.

His idea of style is a blue singlet and stubbies - wears a T shirt on really special occasions - he does wear thongs but the rubber tends to chafe when he walks
Mar 6, 2011 6:22 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: His idea of style is a blue singlet and stubbies - wears a T shirt on really special occasions - he does wear thongs but the rubber tends to chafe when he walks
Doesn't like me wearing clothes,she says they ruin the perfect body.
Mar 6, 2011 6:24 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Doesn't like me wearing clothes,she says they ruin the perfect body.

His perfect body is a Ruin
Mar 6, 2011 6:31 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: His perfect body is a Ruin
She only say's things like that when she is drunk.
Mar 6, 2011 6:37 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: She only say's things like that when she is drunk.

He drove me to drink
Mar 6, 2011 6:44 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: He drove me to drink
I have to drive her home all the time.
Mar 6, 2011 6:49 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: I have to drive her home all the time.

Gets women drunk so he can drive them home
Mar 6, 2011 7:03 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Gets women drunk so he can drive them home
Loves doing the dishes.
Mar 6, 2011 7:09 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Loves doing the dishes.

Can't handle the pace and has to go to bed early.
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