Tell a porkie pie about the person above you.... (823)
uptall: can open beer bottles with her butt
sets bear traps for visiting jehovah witness
Runs past old people using their walkers, just because she can...
uptall: Buys 5 cucumbers a week.. and tries to eat at least one of them
sxc666: Runs past old people using their walkers, just because she can...
Had to have the
seat in her car replaced 
Is a virgin
kizzy27: Is a virgin
It's been so long this could be true
Classic!!!!
peee peeee
sxc666: peee peeee
Is incontinent ....
kizzy27: Is incontinent ....
Speaks in tongues
Sends me at least 3 flowers a day
sxc666: Sends me at least 3 flowers a day
I wuv you tina ..........
is really a man
she's a pole dancer at night 
has a collection of voodoo dolls...and uses them!
is Shreks stunt double
Billy6456: is Shreks stunt double
paints his toenails....black
venere08: paints his toenails....black
runs around naked on a full moonlite night in da piazza singing songs from Pink Floyds dark side of da moon
sxc666: Breaks into holiday homes and squats for a month at a time.
eats life beatles as fresh is best.
venere08: eats live beatles
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can open beer bottles with her butt