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half gallon of milk
a carton of egg
a quart of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb can of coffee and a 1 lb can of bacon.
As she unloaded the items at the counter,a drunk standing nearby closely observed each item she placed before the cashier.
While the casheir was busy with her purchase,the drunk walked up to her and said,"you must be single".
The lady was a little bitp startled by this proclamation but was intrigued by his intuition since he was indeed correct.
She looked at her items but saw nothing unsual that could have tipped the drunk to know she was single.
Curiousity getting the better of her,she said,"well,you are absolutely correct.But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied,"Cos you're ugly".