International vs local (163)
Twodawgz: And i bet its dirty from playing in the mud..
OMG, I can't post from laughing so hard.
Forcast , localized laughter with chance of vomit
kizzy27: Forcast , localized laughter with chance of vomit
as long as there are no golden showers
Thank god there is nobody in the shop right now coz I look like a total idiot walking around, wiping the tears, giggling out loud and holding my ribs.
Please stop, it hurts!
Please stop, it hurts!
akaRALF: as long as there are no golden showers
aww dont be like that the lucky door prize is a pearl necklace
bluejay2011: I have to go blow my nose and wipe my tears
You might want to consider an undie change while your there..
kizzy27: aww dont be like that the lucky door prize is a pearl necklace
skat, nawty girl.
where did normalguy go? Don't tell me he really went to knock the top off his stump!!
akaRALF: where did normalguy go? Don't tell me he really went to knock the top off his stump!!
as we speak im guessing
kizzy27: aww dont be like that the lucky door prize is a pearl necklace
Pearl necklace remember the uni days giving my first necklace to a sweet heart everything was sweet until i was ready to burst my load when i got a cramp in me leg had to get up but was to late and shot me load all over her mothers wedding photo..gawd what a day that was..
right changed my undies, wiped my nose, wiped the tears
read the next posts
have to do it all again
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
BRB need the kleenex
read the next posts
have to do it all again
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
BRB need the kleenex
Twodawgz: Pearl necklace remember the uni days giving my first necklace to a sweet heart everything was sweet until i was ready to burst my load when i got a cramp in me leg had to get up but was to late and shot me load all over her mothers wedding photo..gawd what a day that was..
I remember that story, funny as!! Did you get her right between the eyes?
Twodawgz: Pearl necklace remember the uni days giving my first necklace to a sweet heart everything was sweet until i was ready to burst my load when i got a cramp in me leg had to get up but was to late and shot me load all over her mothers wedding photo..gawd what a day that was..
akaRALF: I remember that story, funny as!! Did you get her right between the eyes?
Nah..but thats what i call cumfetti..
Loveiswonderful: I look at the moon with me scope, and can't find love there, so people don't try tat k?
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