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Feb 21, 2011 10:18 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
las63
las63las63Lostinspace, Tennessee USA17 Threads 519 Posts
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- off!
(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.grin
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Feb 21, 2011 10:20 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
time4fun4u
time4fun4utime4fun4uAlicante, Valencia Spain18 Threads 1 Polls 10,066 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Very good,but you forgot number ten! When they say "right",they mean "left" grin
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Feb 21, 2011 10:22 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
las63
las63las63Lostinspace, Tennessee USA17 Threads 519 Posts
laugh laugh
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Feb 21, 2011 10:25 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
Now all the men will know and try to use it aginst usrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Feb 21, 2011 10:25 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Excellent and so true grin Guys, read it and weep rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Feb 21, 2011 10:29 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
las63
las63las63Lostinspace, Tennessee USA17 Threads 519 Posts
lonelywoman55: Now all the men will know and try to use it aginst us



Your'e right! I never thought of that laugh wave
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Feb 21, 2011 10:31 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
time4fun4u
time4fun4utime4fun4uAlicante, Valencia Spain18 Threads 1 Polls 10,066 Posts
lonelywoman55: Now all the men will know and try to use it aginst us
Nah,thats what makes you women so,so special.bouquet
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Feb 21, 2011 10:33 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
time4fun4u: Nah,thats what makes you women so,so special.


And all the men love us too laugh teddybear lips

Another nice photo grin You going to make the ladys swoon grin
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Feb 21, 2011 10:34 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
time4fun4u
time4fun4utime4fun4uAlicante, Valencia Spain18 Threads 1 Polls 10,066 Posts
lonelywoman55: And all the men love us too

Another nice photo You going to make the ladys swoon
laugh Thankyou,but i dont think so,but a nice thought!tip hat bouquet
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Feb 21, 2011 10:39 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
manOfewwords
manOfewwordsmanOfewwordsLongview, Texas USA30 Threads 756 Posts
whatever roll eyes
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Feb 21, 2011 11:03 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
Rumyet
RumyetRumyetBaku, Azerbaijan118 Threads 16 Polls 1,860 Posts
no commentrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 21, 2011 11:07 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
las63
las63las63Lostinspace, Tennessee USA17 Threads 519 Posts
Rumyet: no comment


That's okay.........grin laugh
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Feb 21, 2011 11:30 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
las63: That's okay.........


fine!















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Feb 21, 2011 11:33 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
las63: 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- off!
(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
I think I've used a few of those in my time! rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 21, 2011 11:36 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
las63: 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- off!
(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Feb 21, 2011 11:38 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
Buffy327
Buffy327Buffy327Somewhere, Georgia USA5 Threads 1,527 Posts
Yep, I would say that describes my vocabulary when talking to a man...And now that they have the definitions I'll expect better out of them.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 21, 2011 11:40 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
Buffy327: Yep, I would say that describes my vocabulary when talking to a man...And now that they have the definitions I'll expect better out of them....
Think that's a post to put on the fridge for clear and easy assess! thumbs up laugh
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Feb 21, 2011 11:42 AM CST Nine Words Women Use
Buffy327
Buffy327Buffy327Somewhere, Georgia USA5 Threads 1,527 Posts
langleygirl: Think that's a post to put on the fridge for clear and easy assess!


Good idea applause thumbs up
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