Suspicion (12)
laurieanns: A husband and his young wife were not on good terms.
In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach,"
and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed.She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently...........
He wasted no time or words and got on top of her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said "You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you?" and switched on the light.
"No Madam, I did not" said the gardener.
In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach,"
and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed.She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently...........
He wasted no time or words and got on top of her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said "You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you?" and switched on the light.
"No Madam, I did not" said the gardener.
Thats one of the best ive seen
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laurieanns: A husband and his young wife were not on good terms.
In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach,"
and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed.She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently...........
He wasted no time or words and got on top of her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said "You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you?" and switched on the light.
"No Madam, I did not" said the gardener.
In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach,"
and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed.She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently...........
He wasted no time or words and got on top of her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said "You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you?" and switched on the light.
"No Madam, I did not" said the gardener.
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OOPS!
He Must have been Sowing Seeds in the Wrong Garden
He Must have been Sowing Seeds in the Wrong Garden
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I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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REMINDS ME OF AN ELVIS SONG..
I PREFER...F.Y.C..VERSION.
I PREFER...F.Y.C..VERSION.
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thewall2: REMINDS ME OF AN ELVIS SONG..
I PREFER...F.Y.C..VERSION.
I PREFER...F.Y.C..VERSION.
NOW I feel like singing.
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thewall2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2aha4uEpEQ
NOW I feel like singing.
NOW I feel like singing.
But THE WALL only danses...
40 feet up....
whilst building em scaffolds.
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thewall2: But THE WALL only danses...
40 feet up....
whilst building em scaffolds.
40 feet up....
whilst building em scaffolds.
On 2 planks..never on one..I like TO LINE on THE EDGE...
BUT not that much.
NAH..If you ain't living on THE EDGE..
YOU'RE TAKING UP TOO MUCH ROOM.
"CLICK"
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In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach,"
and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed.
She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently...........
He wasted no time or words and got on top of her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said "You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you?" and switched on the light.
"No Madam, I did not" said the gardener.