The Fluffiest Thread Ever! (9)

One time I was walking along and a kitty jumped out of the bushes and meowed at me. It was really cute! Then some Care Bears flew over in their Cloudmobile and shot me in the face with a rainbow beam of love. I started dancing and the kitty meowed some more. Then I ran down the street shouting "I WUV EVERYONE" and I scared a bunch of emo kids. Fortunately the Care Bears were still in the area, so they shot the emo kids with the rainbow beam and they all turned into rabbits. The rabbits hopped around for a while, then began to eat grass. Silly rabbits, they even ate the mushrooms growing in the grass, and unfortunately they were not magic mushrooms, they were poisonous mushrooms and the rabbits all died. Then the sky opened up and Jesus came down and raised all the rabbits from the dead. I ran down the street shouting "PRAISE JESUS" and then was hit by a passing cube van. Jesus wept. Then he healed my wounds and asked for payment. I said "Get a real job, hippy" and ran away laughing. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Mine is donkey. Thank you for letting me waste your time.

You reminded me of that Allbran bars commercial, where the guy is talking to his co-workers at work about how he was standing at the bus stop and was eating his All bran bar and was attacked by this woman with snake arms and so on.

Cool! Especially since I don't watch tv! TV bad... but movies good!

i'll have what ever he's on lol

glue

wow thats really sad now if u had of said shrooms or e....

You have a point there. I'll switch back to lacquer thinner.

Go 'Riders!