Chat up lines...... (127)

Mar 13, 2011 2:42 PM CST Chat up lines......
grandad
grandadgrandadKilmorna, Kerry Ireland13 Threads 5 Polls 90 Posts
JustLittleMe: A fella was talking about Movember and although he had brown hair he admitted to having a bit of ginger in his beard, he then passed a comment about not knowing if a tash would suit him........so I offered to sit on his face and take a picture.

Ah memories of long ago, alas no more I taste thy sweet nectar for youth has deserted me.
Sorry, I got carried away then grin

bouquet bouquet bouquet
Mar 13, 2011 4:19 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
I walk up to a girl and ask

what wins and makes loe like a tiger?

i dunno...


then i wink. wink


I am sorry,but have you seen my lost puppy? can you help me look for him in that cheap hotel across the street cheering
Mar 13, 2011 4:20 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
kielybear: I walk up to a girl and ask

what wins and makes loe like a tiger?

i dunno...then i wink. I am sorry,but have you seen my lost puppy? can you help me look for him in that cheap hotel across the street
7


What WINKS.....OOPS
Mar 13, 2011 4:21 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: I walk up to a girl and ask

what wins and makes loe like a tiger?

i dunno...then i wink. I am sorry,but have you seen my lost puppy? can you help me look for him in that cheap hotel across the street
rolling on the floor laughing have they worked?
Mar 13, 2011 4:22 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: have they worked?


To be honest i have never used them,the extent of my chat up lines are usually "sorry can i borrow your lighter"

then i just take it from there innocent
Mar 13, 2011 4:23 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: To be honest i have never used them,the extent of my chat up lines are usually "sorry can i borrow your lighter"

then i just take it from there
does that work?
Mar 13, 2011 4:23 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: does that work?


If it did i wouldnt be on this forsaken site moping
Mar 13, 2011 4:24 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: If it did i wouldnt be on this forsaken site
awwww hug
Mar 13, 2011 4:25 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: awwww


Did you just grab my bum when you hugged me? dunno
Mar 13, 2011 4:28 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: Did you just grab my bum when you hugged me?
i tried but it you turned away blushing
Mar 13, 2011 4:34 PM CST Chat up lines......
scriobhneoir
scriobhneoirscriobhneoirCork, Ireland85 Threads 2 Polls 3,276 Posts
Never used one. Never will.
Mar 13, 2011 4:36 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: stand still then


You have lovely soft hands,go on dig the nails right in devil
Mar 13, 2011 4:37 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: You have lovely soft hands,go on dig the nails right in
anything else since im standing here laugh
Mar 13, 2011 4:39 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: anything else since im standing here


Let me put it this way,its sunday,im hungover and didnt pull while i was out the weekend.....i could write a whole host of things,but id be fairly sure they would get me banned wow
Mar 13, 2011 4:40 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: Let me put it this way,its sunday,im hungover and didnt pull while i was out the weekend.....i could write a whole host of things,but id be fairly sure they would get me banned
probably would better not go there but i think i get the point wink
Mar 13, 2011 4:42 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: probably would better not go there but i think i get the point
sigh

How was your weekend anyways? teddybear
Mar 13, 2011 4:43 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: How was your weekend anyways?
my weekend was good. how was yourshug
Mar 13, 2011 4:46 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: my weekend was good. how was yours


I had a great weekend,was out with me mates on Friday night and at a christening all day yesterday,now im curled up on the couch all ALONE with a bit pack of hobnobs and watching take me out,haha rolling on the floor laughing

what did u get up to? teddybear
Mar 13, 2011 4:55 PM CST Chat up lines......
irish84
irish84irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 Posts
kielybear: I had a great weekend,was out with me mates on Friday night and at a christening all day yesterday,now im curled up on the couch all ALONE with a bit pack of hobnobs and watching take me out,haha

what did u get up to?
aww you poor thing. nice quite weekend
Mar 13, 2011 4:56 PM CST Chat up lines......
kielybear
kielybearkielybearLimerick, Ireland58 Threads 731 Posts
irish84: aww you poor thing. nice quite weekend


Dont feel sorry for me i have hobnobs.....ill be fineeeeee

teddybear
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