Chat up lines...... (127)
irish84monaghan, Monaghan Ireland72 Threads 3 Polls 8,745 PostsWhats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
irish84: Whats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
Heard and then used:
"I've lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?"
In response to: Whats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
"U look like 2pac fancy coming round for a drink"...2pac my backside....I went though..
irish84: Whats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
"Yeah yer cute enough. Walk me home?"
Girl - You are gay.
Me - No I'm not.
Girl - Then prove it.
Me - No.
Me - No I'm not.
Girl - Then prove it.
Me - No.
Silentlust: "Yeah yer cute enough. Walk me home?"
I should clarify...
That's the best one I've ever had used on me.
irish84: Whats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
Guy: My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. Girl: I do
Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast!
irish84: Whats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
My feelings for you are like Diarrohea, I just cant hold them in anymore, Not really a chat up line
wittyone: so what does that make him then
ha ha ha ha witty no likey
i had a guy tell me this and i must admit it made me laugh ....
" i have the body of a chippendale (pause) he is buried under the patio at home "
maybe i just have a weird sence of humour !!!
i enjoy a good chat up line !!!
" i have the body of a chippendale (pause) he is buried under the patio at home "
maybe i just have a weird sence of humour !!!
i enjoy a good chat up line !!!
Different chatup lines work for different women and most cannot tell me they've never fallen for a cheesy line before...Let's not lie to ourselves, maybe thinking about it now it was cheesy but she still fell for it..
Women being older now will look back and wonder how and why they fell for that.....
Women being older now will look back and wonder how and why they fell for that.....
funniest one i got was
hi, im down to earth, ive spent most of my life on the ground, wanna come join me in the gutter
hi, im down to earth, ive spent most of my life on the ground, wanna come join me in the gutter
In response to: Whats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
Can someone chat me up now please...? Am listenning...
forestshaks: Can someone chat me up now please...? Am listenning...
What do you wanna hear man, haven't you heard the news that ladies on CS are going on strike tonite?
pisces80: What do you wanna hear man, haven't you heard the news that ladies on CS are going on strike tonite?
1st of all u shouldn't have replied cos i was refering to the ones not on strike...
So Salanky what were we saying before we were rudely interrupted...?
forestshaks: 1st of all u shouldn't have replied cos i was refering to the ones not on strike...
So Salanky what were we saying before we were rudely interrupted...?
So Salanky what were we saying before we were rudely interrupted...?
Oh sorry, i didn't know you were going to join Salanky in the gutter.
Salanky are you still in the gutter, please wait for forestshark he his on his way to join you in the gutter...
pisces80: Oh sorry, i didn't know you were going to join Salanky in the gutter.
Salanky are you still in the gutter, please wait for forestshark he his on his way to join you in the gutter...
Salanky are you still in the gutter, please wait for forestshark he his on his way to join you in the gutter...
Very funny, i need to get some sleep now cos i need that energy as going out tonite to save the world of galway.
U still up for tonite's pubcrawling Pisces80...?
I'll leave u guys in peace....
pisces80: Oh sorry, i didn't know you were going to join Salanky in the gutter.
Salanky are you still in the gutter, please wait for forestshark he his on his way to join you in the gutter...
well i aint in the gutter so he will be on his own Salanky are you still in the gutter, please wait for forestshark he his on his way to join you in the gutter...
irish84: Whats the worst or best chat line you have used or heard?
Hey Irish . . I ve a good one here but you d need to hear it used in real life to appreciate it
Taureanmale: Hey Irish . . I ve a good one here but you d need to hear it used in real life to appreciate it
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