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Mar 19, 2011 6:12 AM CST it really could happen
govalon
govalongovalonvieux boucau, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France1 Threads 84 Posts
A week or so ago i took the bus to my work.Whilst waiting for it,on the other side of the steet(waiting for the bus,heading the other direction)stood a very,very old and very ugly woman,with a perrot on her shoulder,staring at me.

I could't help asking,"what's that amimal you got on you shoulder"
She said"if you guess what it is,you may come and sleep with me"
I looked at her and her perrot,and said"a lion"
She said "correct answer"rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 19, 2011 6:15 AM CST it really could happen
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
govalon: A week or so ago i took the bus to my work.Whilst waiting for it,on the other side of the steet(waiting for the bus,heading the other direction)stood a very,very old and very ugly woman,with a perrot on her shoulder,staring at me.

I could't help asking,"what's that amimal you got on you shoulder"
She said"if you guess what it is,you may come and sleep with me"
I looked at her and her perrot,and said"a lion"
She said "correct answer"


So you got to sleep with a very old ugly woman ? uh oh
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Mar 19, 2011 6:19 AM CST it really could happen
govalon
govalongovalonvieux boucau, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France1 Threads 84 Posts
SaucyAs: So you got to sleep with a very old ugly woman ?
yeah but don't tell anyone(i've a reputation to defend)confused
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Mar 19, 2011 6:21 AM CST it really could happen
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
govalon: yeah but don't tell anyone(i've a reputation to defend)


Yur secret is safe......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Mar 19, 2011 6:25 AM CST it really could happen
govalon
govalongovalonvieux boucau, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France1 Threads 84 Posts
SaucyAs: Yur secret is safe......
thanks pal, that's what friends are for.cheers
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Mar 19, 2011 6:39 AM CST it really could happen
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
govalon: A week or so ago i took the bus to my work.Whilst waiting for it,on the other side of the steet(waiting for the bus,heading the other direction)stood a very,very old and very ugly woman,with a perrot on her shoulder,staring at me.

I could't help asking,"what's that amimal you got on you shoulder"
She said"if you guess what it is,you may come and sleep with me"
I looked at her and her perrot,and said"a lion"
She said "correct answer"


laugh

It could have been a beaver on her shoulder, now that would have been problematic. (the Canadians online might be the only ones to get that uh oh )
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Mar 19, 2011 7:30 AM CST it really could happen
Kontikitact
KontikitactKontikitactsilkeborg, Central Jutland Denmark52 Threads 6 Polls 797 Posts
immanuelle: It could have been a beaver on her shoulder, now that would have been problematic. (the Canadians online might be the only ones to get that )


Be me here,be me there, beaver me anywhere....come north sweet Imma...it's only a plane ticket ...The rest I'll take care of...wine
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Mar 19, 2011 8:27 AM CST it really could happen
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
Kontikitact: Be me here,be me there, beaver me anywhere....come north sweet Imma...it's only a plane ticket ...The rest I'll take care of...
Kontiki, man of the sand and sea blushing

Give us another joke Govalon. Laughing is good for the spirit
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Mar 19, 2011 8:33 AM CST it really could happen
Kontikitact
KontikitactKontikitactsilkeborg, Central Jutland Denmark52 Threads 6 Polls 797 Posts
immanuelle: Kontiki, man of the sand and sea

Give us another joke Govalon. Laughing is good for the spirit
The brighter the smile,the bigger the moon..!!
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Mar 19, 2011 9:32 AM CST it really could happen
govalon
govalongovalonvieux boucau, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France1 Threads 84 Posts
immanuelle: Kontiki, man of the sand and sea

Give us another joke Govalon. Laughing is good for the spirit
I only know dirty ones.They might suspend my profile,gina
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