A week or so ago i took the bus to my work.Whilst waiting for it,on the other side of the steet(waiting for the bus,heading the other direction)stood a very,very old and very ugly woman,with a perrot on her shoulder,staring at me.
I could't help asking,"what's that amimal you got on you shoulder" She said"if you guess what it is,you may come and sleep with me" I looked at her and her perrot,and said"a lion" She said "correct answer"
SaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand723 posts
govalon: A week or so ago i took the bus to my work.Whilst waiting for it,on the other side of the steet(waiting for the bus,heading the other direction)stood a very,very old and very ugly woman,with a perrot on her shoulder,staring at me.
I could't help asking,"what's that amimal you got on you shoulder" She said"if you guess what it is,you may come and sleep with me" I looked at her and her perrot,and said"a lion" She said "correct answer"
govalon: A week or so ago i took the bus to my work.Whilst waiting for it,on the other side of the steet(waiting for the bus,heading the other direction)stood a very,very old and very ugly woman,with a perrot on her shoulder,staring at me.
I could't help asking,"what's that amimal you got on you shoulder" She said"if you guess what it is,you may come and sleep with me" I looked at her and her perrot,and said"a lion" She said "correct answer"
It could have been a beaver on her shoulder, now that would have been problematic. (the Canadians online might be the only ones to get that )
Kontikitactsilkeborg, Central Jutland Denmark797 posts
immanuelle: It could have been a beaver on her shoulder, now that would have been problematic. (the Canadians online might be the only ones to get that )
Be me here,be me there, beaver me anywhere....come north sweet Imma...it's only a plane ticket ...The rest I'll take care of...
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I could't help asking,"what's that amimal you got on you shoulder"
She said"if you guess what it is,you may come and sleep with me"
I looked at her and her perrot,and said"a lion"
She said "correct answer"