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On board are a monkey and an Irishman.
They were both given a sealed envelope and told to open it when they were in space.
The monkeys one said: Check all the computer systaems and radiation warnings. Also check the heat shield system and fuel temperature etc. Report bak to base every 20 minutes.
The Irishman's one said: Feed the monkey !