The Importance of Walking ( Archived) (10)

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we
don't know where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year ...
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there..

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,....
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

....... and

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour, and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

Im walking away from drama.
Im walking away from hate.
Im walking away from the negativity.
Im walking to the better.
Im walking to love.
Im walking to other peoples needs.
Im walking to my needs.
Im walking to true friends.
Im walking to a happy life.

Do Not Walk Behind Me, For I May Not Lead.

Do Not Walk Ahead of Me, For I May Not Follow.

Do Not Walk Beside Me, For The Path is Narrow.

In Fact Just Piss off and Leave Me Alone.

The Importance of Walking waking

yes, it helps to wake up before you walk

Well, I've never sleepwalked, at least I don't think so but maybe I was asleep at the time so how would I know?