Clean religious story (9)
------ This thread is Archived ------
........and you know i'm gonna copy and paste that to the Catholic News website don't you??------ This thread is Archived ------
slodrvr64: ........and you know i'm gonna copy and paste that to the Catholic News website don't you??
Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz do 
Waken the ole fogies up
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nuliiiiiii: The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air.
''Hold on a minute!'', said the Pope, ''You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!''
''This is my equivalent of a big lottery win,'' said the photographer, ''I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!''
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, ''That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?''
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, ''Two million Euros.''
''TWO MILLION EUROS!'' replied the housekeeper. ''They must have seen you coming!''
Happy Monday All
''Hold on a minute!'', said the Pope, ''You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!''
''This is my equivalent of a big lottery win,'' said the photographer, ''I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!''
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, ''That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?''
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, ''Two million Euros.''
''TWO MILLION EUROS!'' replied the housekeeper. ''They must have seen you coming!''
Happy Monday All
------ This thread is Archived ------
"Nice one" as usual Nuliii !!
------ This thread is Archived ------
tallman51: "Nice one" as usual Nuliii !!
Tall 
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nuliiiiiii: The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air.
''Hold on a minute!'', said the Pope, ''You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!''
''This is my equivalent of a big lottery win,'' said the photographer, ''I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!''
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, ''That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?''
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, ''Two million Euros.''
''TWO MILLION EUROS!'' replied the housekeeper. ''They must have seen you coming!''
Happy Monday All
''Hold on a minute!'', said the Pope, ''You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!''
''This is my equivalent of a big lottery win,'' said the photographer, ''I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!''
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, ''That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?''
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, ''Two million Euros.''
''TWO MILLION EUROS!'' replied the housekeeper. ''They must have seen you coming!''
Happy Monday All
After that somebody should wash your keypad using carbolic soap
Oh Nuliiiiiii, you are brill.
------ This thread is Archived ------
dedunu: After that somebody should wash your keypad using carbolic soap
Oh Nuliiiiiii, you are brill.
They have tried and FAILED Beautiful Oh Nuliiiiiii, you are brill.
------ This thread is Archived ------
This Thread is Archived
This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.
« Go back to All Threads
« Go back to All Threads
More Threads
Common Issues with the BMW X1
rarotonga
How far is too far?
Icebergs Still Around
1830's Music
Nature
Salami, Salami, Baloney
Don Shits-In-Pants!!!
Sleepy Don!
Feel Good Music
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
536 Views
8 Comments
Created: Apr 2011
Last Viewed: Apr 27
Last Commented: Apr 2011
0 Likes
''Hold on a minute!'', said the Pope, ''You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!''
''This is my equivalent of a big lottery win,'' said the photographer, ''I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!''
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, ''That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?''
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, ''Two million Euros.''
''TWO MILLION EUROS!'' replied the housekeeper. ''They must have seen you coming!''