Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again (414)

May 8, 2011 6:27 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
jem1964: Im with Faithe, explanation of the definition of perfect please... some people idea of a perfect man is one that puts the toilet seat down,... others ideas are that men burp, fart and scratch places constantly!


Hell l could put up with the burping, farting and scratching as long as they always treated me with respect, dignity, compassion, gentleness and just believed in me....or is all that asking for to much...dunno
May 8, 2011 6:28 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
Faithe: Hell l could put up with the burping, farting and scratching as long as they always treated me with respect, dignity, compassion, gentleness and just believed in me....or is all that asking for to much...
Your forgot an important one - communication
May 8, 2011 6:30 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
Wysterious: Your forgot an important one - communication
Do you have to be that picky?
May 8, 2011 6:32 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Billy6456
Billy6456Billy6456Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia3 Threads 2,069 Posts
Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Always ensure your mobile is turned on people!!! blushing
May 8, 2011 6:32 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
Faithe: Hell l could put up with the burping, farting and scratching as long as they always treated me with respect, dignity, compassion, gentleness and just believed in me....or is all that asking for to much...
I forgot about the burping especially after a good meal with a couple of beers, and I do scratch a lot.
May 8, 2011 6:38 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
Billy6456: Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Always ensure your mobile is turned on people!!!
Gee Billy - is this learning from a bad experience?scold scold
May 8, 2011 6:39 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Martia
MartiaMartiabenalla, Victoria Australia141 Threads 1 Polls 2,888 Posts
jem1964: Im with Faithe, explanation of the definition of perfect please... some people idea of a perfect man is one that puts the toilet seat down,... others ideas are that men burp, fart and scratch places constantly!



I just this min got a message from 45yo from inner london Started with Hello Dear very mad (scammer) and in his profile .......Dont love my family love to spend time with them.
Glutton for punishment methinks.


Of course reported.grin
May 8, 2011 6:44 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Billy6456
Billy6456Billy6456Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia3 Threads 2,069 Posts
Wysterious: Gee Billy - is this learning from a bad experience?
mmmmmmmm......sure did and hope it doesn't happen again!!grin
May 8, 2011 6:48 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
Billy6456: mmmmmmmm......sure did and hope it doesn't happen again!!
The poor person who was affected by this unfortunate experience hopes it doesn't happen again either.
May 8, 2011 6:51 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
tonyxf: I forgot about the burping especially after a good meal with a couple of beers, and I do scratch a lot.


Well thats alright cause l burp after a good or bad meal and have been known to fart...uh oh
May 8, 2011 6:53 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
Faithe: Well thats alright cause l burp after a good or bad meal and have been known to fart...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 8, 2011 6:56 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
Faithe: Well thats alright cause l burp after a good or bad meal and have been known to fart...


No scold No scold dear me Faithe didnt your mum tell you, NEVER admit to farting.. blame him, blame the kids, the cat, the dog, the budgie... but its NEVER us lovely ladies angel
May 8, 2011 6:59 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
No No dear me Faithe didnt your mum tell you, NEVER admit to farting.. blame him, blame the kids, the cat, the dog, the budgie... but its NEVER us lovely ladies[/quoteI never blame the dog - coz she is always guilty of farting and it should be used as a weapon of mass destruction
May 8, 2011 7:00 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
Shell225: No No dear me Faithe didnt your mum tell you, NEVER admit to farting.. blame him, blame the kids, the cat, the dog, the budgie... but its NEVER us lovely ladies


Yes my mum did teach me that , my dog is always farting...laugh but its a bit hard to blame her when thier is no one but you in the bed and a fart happens...uh oh laugh
May 8, 2011 7:01 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
Faithe: Yes my mum did teach me that , my dog is always farting... but its a bit hard to blame her when thier is no one but you in the bed and a fart happens...
My dog sleeps under my bedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 8, 2011 7:02 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Billy6456
Billy6456Billy6456Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia3 Threads 2,069 Posts
uh oh
May 8, 2011 7:02 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Billy6456
Billy6456Billy6456Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia3 Threads 2,069 Posts
uh oh
May 8, 2011 7:02 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
Faithe: Well thats alright cause l burp after a good or bad meal and have been known to fart...
Well, that makes you a perfect woman then.
May 8, 2011 7:03 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
Faithe: Yes my mum did teach me that , my dog is always farting... but its a bit hard to blame her when thier is no one but you in the bed and a fart happens...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing











uh oh the phantom bottie cougher...
May 8, 2011 7:03 AM CST Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
Wysterious: My dog sleeps under my bed


Well you see thats why l cant always blame the dog...cause she sleeps in the kitchen...laugh
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