Best ever blonde jokes pls! (9)
mnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 PostsMy wife seems to just looooooooooove blonde jokes after hearing some of those from me!
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mnowsa: My wife seems to just looooooooooove blonde jokes after hearing some of those from me!
Disclaimer: if any person gets hurt by some of these blonde jokes about to come, i sincerely apologize on behalf of myself and the rest of joke telling crews here on CS
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
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here's for you...
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A blonde asked a store clerk where they kept their "butt deodorant", the store clerk responds "I'm not sure anything like that exists, the blonde said "Of course it exists, I use it all the time." The store clerk invited the blonde to look for what she wanted but again informed her that she may not find something that doesn't exist in the store. Moments later the blonde come back to the counter with a stick of underarm deodorant and says to the store clerk "See I told you." The clerk responds, "That's not butt deodorant, its underarm deodorant." The blonde says, "Yes it is, look here..." The blonde the points to the instructions on the back of the container and proudly announces loudly, "Right here it says,,,, "
'To apply, push up bottom'
'To apply, push up bottom'
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NosleeptillStL: A blonde asked a store clerk where they kept their "butt deodorant", the store clerk responds "I'm not sure anything like that exists, the blonde said "Of course it exists, I use it all the time." The store clerk invited the blonde to look for what she wanted but again informed her that she may not find something that doesn't exist in the store. Moments later the blonde come back to the counter with a stick of underarm deodorant and says to the store clerk "See I told you." The clerk responds, "That's not butt deodorant, its underarm deodorant." The blonde says, "Yes it is, look here..." The blonde the points to the instructions on the back of the container and proudly announces loudly, "Right here it says,,,, "
'To apply, push up bottom'
'To apply, push up bottom'
i am never touching a deodorant used by a blonde then
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