God said to Adam (5)
Nuliiiiiii: I Want you to do Something for Me."
Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?"
God said "Go down Into that Valley."
Adam said, "What's A valley?"
God explained it to Him. Then God said, "Cross the River "
Adam said, "What's a River?
God explained that To him, and then said,
"Go over to the Hill...."
Adam said, "What is a Hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On The Other side of the
Hill you will find a Cave."
Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'
After God explained, He Said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a Woman?'
So God explained That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do That?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez......"
And then, Just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down Into The valley,
Across the river, and Over the hill, Into the Cave, and finds the Woman.
Then, in About five minutes, he was back. God, His patience
Wearing thin, saidmAngrily, "What is It Now?"
And Adam said.... *
* (YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
*
* *
*
*
"What's a
Headache?
Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?"
God said "Go down Into that Valley."
Adam said, "What's A valley?"
God explained it to Him. Then God said, "Cross the River "
Adam said, "What's a River?
God explained that To him, and then said,
"Go over to the Hill...."
Adam said, "What is a Hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On The Other side of the
Hill you will find a Cave."
Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'
After God explained, He Said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a Woman?'
So God explained That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do That?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez......"
And then, Just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down Into The valley,
Across the river, and Over the hill, Into the Cave, and finds the Woman.
Then, in About five minutes, he was back. God, His patience
Wearing thin, saidmAngrily, "What is It Now?"
And Adam said.... *
* (YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
*
* *
*
*
"What's a
Headache?
You are the best-crack me up! Blue Monday gone! 
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drbombay: You are the best-crack me up! Blue Monday gone!
Good to share and make ppl laugh dont u think Dr 
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Nuliiiiiii: Good to share and make ppl laugh dont u think Dr
Without a doubt sweet Nuliiiii-I do love too laugh!!! TY ------ This thread is Archived ------
drbombay: Without a doubt sweet Nuliiiii-I do love too laugh!!! TY
thats why she one got a rib not an arm n a leg lol.------ This thread is Archived ------
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Adam Said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You Want me to do?"
God said "Go down Into that Valley."
Adam said, "What's A valley?"
God explained it to Him. Then God said, "Cross the River "
Adam said, "What's a River?
God explained that To him, and then said,
"Go over to the Hill...."
Adam said, "What is a Hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On The Other side of the
Hill you will find a Cave."
Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'
After God explained, He Said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a Woman?'
So God explained That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do That?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez......"
And then, Just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down Into The valley,
Across the river, and Over the hill, Into the Cave, and finds the Woman.
Then, in About five minutes, he was back. God, His patience
Wearing thin, saidmAngrily, "What is It Now?"
And Adam said....
*
*
(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
*
*
*
*
*
"What's a
Headache?