THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY (5)
patmac: After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The vet told him that that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative.' said the vet, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put the bomb in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the vet, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me.' said the vet.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Apparently this procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri and all of Washington DC.
amazing procedure,and all for the price of a Can of Beer and a Cherry-Bomb!The vet told him that that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative.' said the vet, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put the bomb in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the vet, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me.' said the vet.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Apparently this procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri and all of Washington DC.
Would it work further North-East?
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ahahahahahahahaa classic!
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good one P..
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patmac: After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The vet told him that that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative.' said the vet, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put the bomb in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the vet, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me.' said the vet.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Apparently this procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri and all of Washington DC.
The vet told him that that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative.' said the vet, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put the bomb in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the vet, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me.' said the vet.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Apparently this procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri and all of Washington DC.
Good 'un Pat
wonder whether this procedure will work in Sri Lanka....? where cherry has a different connotation and may well aggravate the problem
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The vet told him that that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative.' said the vet, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put the bomb in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the vet, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me.' said the vet.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Apparently this procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri and all of Washington DC.