She wants a date....With Me!... (15)
About_Blank: Oh do me a favour...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
throw us a few cans my way there to AB
About_Blank: Oh do me a favour...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
She's obviously got you and me confused. Your description of yourself is frighteningly close to my own!
Godsgift: She's obviously got you and me confused. Your description of yourself is frighteningly close to my own!
And probably me in 10 years time
darren9030: And probably me in 10 years time
And definitely me in 5 years' time!
In response to: Oh do me a favour...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
Maybe she's looking for a sugar daddy?
Laralou: Maybe she's looking for a sugar daddy?
Good evening Lara...
...and to paraphrase "Waynes World"..."and monkeys will fly out of my butt"...
Just good old fashioned scammery...My e-mail address is a secure as a thousand dollar chastity belt...
...A_B...
biggles90000: My bock buttons are worn down this stage.
Its funny really...
If they just "fessed up" and said "Hi fatty, i want your money, your dignity and your childrens inheritance, I might give them the time of day...
But oh no, Its "Hi Gorgeous, wanna date?, whats your e-mail address, i really want to get to know you, you seem so nice"...And you can tell all that about me by "batch reading" my profile? (oh cynical me!)
And by the way, Aldi do some pretty good deals on replacement computer keyboards...
...Good luck there...
A_B...
About_Blank: Good evening Lara...
...and to paraphrase "Waynes World"..."and monkeys will fly out of my butt"...
Just good old fashioned scammery...My e-mail address is a secure as a thousand dollar chastity belt......
A_B...
...and to paraphrase "Waynes World"..."and monkeys will fly out of my butt"...
Just good old fashioned scammery...My e-mail address is a secure as a thousand dollar chastity belt......
A_B...
Hi A_B
I know I get those messages all the time. "Hi Honey, wanna be friends?" "Hi there, I get so lonely so let's chat" BLAH BLAH BLAH. Unfortunately some people ARE so lonely that they fall for it so even if just one person takes the bait it's a good day's work for the scammers
About_Blank: Its funny really...
If they just "fessed up" and said "Hi fatty, i want your money, your dignity and your childrens inheritance, I might give them the time of day...
But oh no, Its "Hi Gorgeous, wanna date?, whats your e-mail address, i really want to get to know you, you seem so nice"...And you can tell all that about me by "batch reading" my profile? (oh cynical me!)
And by the way, Aldi do some pretty good deals on replacement computer keyboards... ...
Good luck there...
A_B...
If they just "fessed up" and said "Hi fatty, i want your money, your dignity and your childrens inheritance, I might give them the time of day...
But oh no, Its "Hi Gorgeous, wanna date?, whats your e-mail address, i really want to get to know you, you seem so nice"...And you can tell all that about me by "batch reading" my profile? (oh cynical me!)
And by the way, Aldi do some pretty good deals on replacement computer keyboards... ...
Good luck there...
A_B...
They dont with me i have no money
Laralou: Hi A_B
I know I get those messages all the time. "Hi Honey, wanna be friends?" "Hi there, I get so lonely so let's chat" BLAH BLAH BLAH. Unfortunately some people ARE so lonely that they fall for it so even if just one person takes the bait it's a good day's work for the scammers
I know I get those messages all the time. "Hi Honey, wanna be friends?" "Hi there, I get so lonely so let's chat" BLAH BLAH BLAH. Unfortunately some people ARE so lonely that they fall for it so even if just one person takes the bait it's a good day's work for the scammers
That wasnt me.
biggles90000: That wasnt me.
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me!
What goes on in PM, stays in PM. Never you fear Biggles, Laralou is loyal to the end!
Laralou: Don't worry, your secret's safe with me! What goes on in PM, stays in PM. Never you fear Biggles, Laralou is loyal to the end!
pmsl there lol
im just after clearing me mail box got rid of the evidence. About_Blank: Oh do me a favour...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...
Sorry to appear like im bumping this thread...
But ive been "groped" again...
America, this has to stop..
..There is only one answer, its time to take the gloves off...
Profile will be ammended to read...
SCAMMER NOTICE...time and money permitting, I will hunt you down and cut of your head with a blunt and rusty axe, and once done, ill put your head on a spike and send your twitching corpse back to your family and charge them the Fed Ex billing...have a nice day...
... Am I being unreasonable in asking for the postage expense?...
A_B...
About_Blank: Sorry to appear like im bumping this thread...
But ive been "groped" again...
America, this has to stop....
There is only one answer, its time to take the gloves off...
Profile will be ammended to read...
SCAMMER NOTICE...time and money permitting, I will hunt you down and cut of your head with a blunt and rusty axe, and once done, ill put your head on a spike and send your twitching corpse back to your family and charge them the Fed Ex billing...have a nice day......
Am I being unreasonable in asking for the postage expense?...
A_B...
But ive been "groped" again...
America, this has to stop....
There is only one answer, its time to take the gloves off...
Profile will be ammended to read...
SCAMMER NOTICE...time and money permitting, I will hunt you down and cut of your head with a blunt and rusty axe, and once done, ill put your head on a spike and send your twitching corpse back to your family and charge them the Fed Ex billing...have a nice day......
Am I being unreasonable in asking for the postage expense?...
A_B...
The worst thing about these scams is the insult to the intelligence that they imply, like you're going to believe that a 20 year old beauty from Belarus finds you interesting!
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A gorgeous looking 27 year old in the states wants to date a 52 year old overweight grouchy paleface english missanthrop...
Is it just me or does that sound a bit fancifull?...
Now i might be wrong, but it could be time to nip down to Dunnes for some of that "special spray" that Bannerman was going on about...
A_B...(never the optomist)...