Why is it.........? (98)

Sep 15, 2011 11:41 AM CST Why is it.........?
Tomcats2
Tomcats2Tomcats2Norwich, Norfolk, England UK81 Threads 9 Polls 2,249 Posts
Wow_Factor: Haha, you can avoid cigarettes, but why is it when I run the tap I need one!
its psychological is my only answer Miss Wow

why is it when i smell chips i get really hungry even after i have had a big meal?conversing
Sep 15, 2011 12:53 PM CST Why is it.........?
woohoo128
woohoo128woohoo128staring at the moon somewhere, Essex, England UK80 Threads 3 Polls 5,081 Posts
Tomcats2: its psychological is my only answer Miss Wow

why is it when i smell chips i get really hungry even after i have had a big meal?





its Chipological is my only answer laugh




why is it when someone fart`s in an elevator everyone clings to the wall dunno
Sep 15, 2011 12:57 PM CST Why is it.........?
Tomcats2
Tomcats2Tomcats2Norwich, Norfolk, England UK81 Threads 9 Polls 2,249 Posts
woohoo128: its Chipological is my only answer

why is it when someone fart`s in an elevator everyone clings to the wall
must be a knock back and sideways gasdunno

why is tha when i cut my toe nails over the bin in my bathroom thye take off and i find them in my bedroom usually in my bedhelp uh oh
Sep 15, 2011 1:11 PM CST Why is it.........?
woohoo128
woohoo128woohoo128staring at the moon somewhere, Essex, England UK80 Threads 3 Polls 5,081 Posts
Tomcats2: must be a knock back and sideways gas

why is tha when i cut my toe nails over the bin in my bathroom thye take off and i find them in my bedroom usually in my bed




Well you've heard of the tooth fairy angel2 pointing something similar to the one pictured here for illustration purposes only


well there is something very similar called the toenail fairy which does the opposite to the tooth one what this one does is run around your house connecting them at night and put them back in your bed to regrown just to give your bin something to do by collecting them otherwise it would be out of a job dunno




why is it you only feel wet when you get out of water but not while you're in it .......dunno
Sep 15, 2011 1:13 PM CST Why is it.........?
Tomcats2
Tomcats2Tomcats2Norwich, Norfolk, England UK81 Threads 9 Polls 2,249 Posts
woohoo128: Well you've heard of the tooth fairy something similar to the one pictured here for illustration purposes only well there is something very similar called the toenail fairy which does the opposite to the tooth one what this one does is run around your house connecting them at night and put them back in your bed to regrown just to give your bin something to do by collecting them otherwise it would be out of a job

why is it you only feel wet when you get out of water but not while you're in it .......
brilliant brilliant whooo on both ountsrolling on the floor laughing

Why is it that i have odd socks when i keep them in pairs after washing? dont tell me whoo a sock fairy?
Sep 15, 2011 1:19 PM CST Why is it.........?
woohoo128
woohoo128woohoo128staring at the moon somewhere, Essex, England UK80 Threads 3 Polls 5,081 Posts
Tomcats2: brilliant brilliant whooo on both ounts

Why is it that i have odd socks when i keep them in pairs after washing? dont tell me whoo a sock fairy?




lol now you come to mention it I have heard legends of mystical beings that can only survive in sweaty socks and it must be the left one for these mystical beings soxaloters are quite timid little creatures normally only noticed by a few it you only know you've got them when your left hand sock goes missing dunno







why is it that you can get dizzy by looking up but not down dunno
Sep 15, 2011 2:20 PM CST Why is it.........?
brum_mum
brum_mumbrum_mumBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK7 Threads 2,659 Posts
Wow_Factor: Haha, you can avoid cigarettes, but why is it when I run the tap I need one!
I get that! I blame an old foster parent, she used to make me sit on the loo and she ran the tap and I wasn't allowed to move till I peed...blues crying
Sep 15, 2011 4:03 PM CST Why is it.........?
Tomcats2
Tomcats2Tomcats2Norwich, Norfolk, England UK81 Threads 9 Polls 2,249 Posts
brum_mum: I get that! I blame an old foster parent, she used to make me sit on the loo and she ran the tap and I wasn't allowed to move till I peed...
rolling on the floor laughing why is it people are not immortal and cant regenerate like dr who or have two nostrils but only one fills with snot at any one time and what is pye?
Sep 15, 2011 4:05 PM CST Why is it.........?
brum_mum
brum_mumbrum_mumBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK7 Threads 2,659 Posts
Tomcats2: why is it people are not immortal and cant regenerate like dr who or have two nostrils but only one fills with snot at any one time and what is pye?
Pye is 3.14.....with a whole bunch of numbers that change...and continue endlessly..
Sep 15, 2011 4:06 PM CST Why is it.........?
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
why is it that everytime I come here that it is the same people?
Sep 15, 2011 4:07 PM CST Why is it.........?
brum_mum
brum_mumbrum_mumBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK7 Threads 2,659 Posts
brum_mum: Pye is 3.14.....with a whole bunch of numbers that change...and continue endlessly..
And its pi
Sep 15, 2011 4:09 PM CST Why is it.........?
Tomcats2
Tomcats2Tomcats2Norwich, Norfolk, England UK81 Threads 9 Polls 2,249 Posts
brum_mum: And its pi
thanks brum why is it im the only one that never gets michael macantyres jokes the man is not funny
Sep 15, 2011 4:10 PM CST Why is it.........?
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
haha very good Brum

why is it that kids think that parents grow a money tree in the back yard??
Sep 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST Why is it.........?
woohoo128
woohoo128woohoo128staring at the moon somewhere, Essex, England UK80 Threads 3 Polls 5,081 Posts
islandgirl62: haha very good Brum

why is it that kids think that parents grow a money tree in the back yard??




possibly the complete lack of concept of the monetary system dunno






why is it when I blow smoke away from my face it gets in my eye
Sep 15, 2011 4:19 PM CST Why is it.........?
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
dunno

why is it that everytime I ask a question, I get asked a question?
Sep 16, 2011 1:27 AM CST Why is it.........?
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
who said we are????


Why is it that Manchester United just doesn't seem to get beaten?
Sep 16, 2011 1:28 AM CST Why is it.........?
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
islandgirl62: who said we are???? Why is it that Manchester United just doesn't seem to get beaten?


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Sep 16, 2011 1:58 AM CST Why is it.........?
Newlife08
Newlife08Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia165 Threads 2,715 Posts
Why is it that the only Friday in months that I get off work early that I feel like I am coming down with that horrible flu that everyone is getting over? devil thumbs down

Sux - Big Time crying
Sep 16, 2011 2:06 AM CST Why is it.........?
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
because the body is screaming at you to take a rest?

Why do men go bald early??
Sep 16, 2011 3:49 AM CST Why is it.........?
Tomcats2
Tomcats2Tomcats2Norwich, Norfolk, England UK81 Threads 9 Polls 2,249 Posts
islandgirl62: because the body is screaming at you to take a rest?

Why do men go bald early??
dont know have full head of hair

why is it we go grey?
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