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i live on 4th floor of a apartment block
and i am in a battle of wills with a pidgeon
who seems to use my balcony as his toilet and his resting point
and we both have had our victories in this war of wills (like when i bought the owl statue and the windmill thingy)
but i grow bored of the game and want to end it
so advice with my "bird" problem is most welcome
b4 i am resorted to using john joe and his shotgun (as offered to me down a pub i frequent) and he misses bird and hits the hotel room with occuptants who reside beside me