BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED (11)

Aug 30, 2011 7:12 PM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
now that i got you all with my witty title
i live on 4th floor of a apartment block
and i am in a battle of wills with a pidgeon
who seems to use my balcony as his toilet and his resting point
and we both have had our victories in this war of wills (like when i bought the owl statue and the windmill thingy)
but i grow bored of the game and want to end it
so advice with my "bird" problem is most welcome
b4 i am resorted to using john joe and his shotgun (as offered to me down a pub i frequent) and he misses bird and hits the hotel room with occuptants who reside beside me
Aug 30, 2011 8:04 PM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
mollie90
mollie90mollie90Meath, Louth Ireland5 Threads 2,502 Posts
Remember this.........laugh


Aug 30, 2011 8:12 PM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
saoirse65
saoirse65saoirse65Ballyshannon, Donegal Ireland210 Threads 3,338 Posts
mollie90: Remember this.........

lmao.... Well they are kinda vermin...I say get Johnjoe to shoot him or be humane ad potty train himdunno
Aug 31, 2011 6:29 AM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
WadeWilson: now that i got you all with my witty title
i live on 4th floor of a apartment block
and i am in a battle of wills with a pidgeon
who seems to use my balcony as his toilet and his resting point
and we both have had our victories in this war of wills (like when i bought the owl statue and the windmill thingy)
but i grow bored of the game and want to end it
so advice with my "bird" problem is most welcome
b4 i am resorted to using john joe and his shotgun (as offered to me down a pub i frequent) and he misses bird and hits the hotel room with occuptants who reside beside me



Easy answer is buy some cheap loaves of bread before the supermarket closes at night dancing
Aug 31, 2011 6:38 AM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
fifitheminx
fifitheminxfifitheminxDublin, Ireland35 Threads 4,039 Posts
darren9030: Easy answer is buy some cheap loaves of bread before the supermarket closes at night


pidgeon sambos?devil
Aug 31, 2011 10:12 AM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
WadeWilson: now that i got you all with my witty title
i live on 4th floor of a apartment block
and i am in a battle of wills with a pidgeon
who seems to use my balcony as his toilet and his resting point
and we both have had our victories in this war of wills (like when i bought the owl statue and the windmill thingy)
but i grow bored of the game and want to end it
so advice with my "bird" problem is most welcome
b4 i am resorted to using john joe and his shotgun (as offered to me down a pub i frequent) and he misses bird and hits the hotel room with occuptants who reside beside me


Had that problem before too, I just pelted them with water ballons everytime they landed, They soon cleared off
Aug 31, 2011 10:18 AM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
ardera
arderaarderawaterford, Waterford Ireland10 Threads 1 Polls 253 Posts
WadeWilson: now that i got you all with my witty title
i live on 4th floor of a apartment block
and i am in a battle of wills with a pidgeon
who seems to use my balcony as his toilet and his resting point
and we both have had our victories in this war of wills (like when i bought the owl statue and the windmill thingy)
but i grow bored of the game and want to end it
so advice with my "bird" problem is most welcome
b4 i am resorted to using john joe and his shotgun (as offered to me down a pub i frequent) and he misses bird and hits the hotel room with occuptants who reside beside me


We have used this product before on projects and its seems to work!!
Nov 12, 2011 3:43 PM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
mmmmuntouchable
mmmmuntouchablemmmmuntouchableNorthern ireland, Dublin Ireland10 Threads 309 Posts
go buy some pampers, i say!!! dancing heart wings
Nov 12, 2011 3:45 PM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
for me or the pidgeon?
tho gives me a idea might go over to his loft/nest
& take a massive dump in it
see how he(or she) likes it
Nov 12, 2011 3:49 PM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
mmmmuntouchable
mmmmuntouchablemmmmuntouchableNorthern ireland, Dublin Ireland10 Threads 309 Posts
WadeWilson: for me or the pidgeon?
tho gives me a idea might go over to his loft/nest
& take a massive dump in it
see how he(or she) likes it
Well do u need pampers? rolling on the floor laughing Try potty training?
Nov 12, 2011 3:51 PM CST BIRD PROBLEMS MAJOR DECISIONS NEEDED
i more of a huggies person
after all i a big boy now
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