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patmac: An lawyer arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his client.
His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: “What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over the loo seat naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They're not hanging Wright tonight!” she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
"Ha ha ha ha!" Good joke!His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: “What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over the loo seat naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They're not hanging Wright tonight!” she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
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patmac: An lawyer arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his client.
His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: “What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over the loo seat naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They're not hanging Wright tonight!” she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: “What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over the loo seat naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They're not hanging Wright tonight!” she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
LMAO
time for a beer .. John Smith's tonight ... no Newky Brown in the Co-op
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Lerie2010: LMAO
time for a beer .. John Smith's tonight ... no Newky Brown in the Co-op
time for a beer .. John Smith's tonight ... no Newky Brown in the Co-op
Shame can't beat the Blue Star.......
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patmac: Shame can't beat the Blue Star.......
my mother's fav ... she actually bought shares
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Lerie2010: my mother's fav ... she actually bought shares
Mine still has her ex employee shares in Sottish and Newcastle....Mind you it is another company now but they transferred...I started on Amber many years ago in downtown Alnwick......took a while until I got to the "Broon"
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patmac: Mine still has her ex employee shares in Sottish and Newcastle....Mind you it is another company now but they transferred...I started on Amber many years ago in downtown Alnwick......took a while until I got to the "Broon"
Nice old Pub..http://www.nnouk.com/alnwick-castle-and-town-northumberland.shtml
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patmac: Mine still has her ex employee shares in Sottish and Newcastle....Mind you it is another company now but they transferred...I started on Amber many years ago in downtown Alnwick......took a while until I got to the "Broon"
worked at the General in Ncle and the Psych Dept had a ward dedicated to Newcastle Brown ... well that's what they called that particular ward
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Lerie2010: worked at the General in Ncle and the Psych Dept had a ward dedicated to Newcastle Brown ... well that's what they called that particular ward Prefer Boddingtons myself ... but at a push Ncle Brown.
Nah spent a few weeks in the R V I ......Never drank enough to get to the Newky ward........................Mind you I did get barred from the
"Spit and Vomit"
Victoria and Comet opposite the station....Proud of that one LMAO....
lONG GONE NOW I THINK...
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I'd like to see the list of all the pubs you've been barred from Pat .. 
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Lerie2010: I'd like to see the list of all the pubs you've been barred from Pat ..
Not many, but some really "Classy places"
best of which
"The Red Lips "
Kowloon Hong Kong......The name is a great clue .....
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patmac: An lawyer arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his client.
His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: “What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over the loo seat naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They're not hanging Wright tonight!” she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: “What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over the loo seat naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They're not hanging Wright tonight!” she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
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His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: “What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over the loo seat naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They're not hanging Wright tonight!” she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'