single Zombie venting!!! (8)
hairymonkey: Hi everyone :)
I am a single Zombie, and i need to vent about something.
I have been a single zombie to my 3 foot long stomach since i was 3 months dead ( long story) and my "brains" have not been around since i was 3 months dead :/
Well basically, i get messages from vampires saying "you seem like a great guy, i would like to see you and maybe bite you on your neck".
Now SERIOUSLY??? Im very happy playing the Zombie and Brains game to my stomach, I DONT need a transfusion. im on this site for brains not blood.
I am a single Zombie, and i need to vent about something.
I have been a single zombie to my 3 foot long stomach since i was 3 months dead ( long story) and my "brains" have not been around since i was 3 months dead :/
Well basically, i get messages from vampires saying "you seem like a great guy, i would like to see you and maybe bite you on your neck".
Now SERIOUSLY??? Im very happy playing the Zombie and Brains game to my stomach, I DONT need a transfusion. im on this site for brains not blood.
Man, and believe me this is not for brownie points as I am a single dad, but very bad taste. No pun intended. It' hard being a single parent and frustrating when playing the dating game again. I do appreciate a mobbid or even horror based sense of humor though. I mean hell I'm still a guy. But what she is feeling is very frustrating and hard to deal with. As a single dad I have to deal with a lot of the same stupidity she does only on the opposite end of the playing field.
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I would just like to interject that ZOMBIES RULE! Also: Eeeeyyyyaaaauuuugggghhhhh! Fresh Brains!
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Will you just look at that crowd out there? I'm on a roll. Wacka wacka wacka! Butta boom! 
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Witchaywoman: They are probably trying to reassure you that they are not the kind of vampires who are too batty to share your brains at all. Some vampires are completely mental about being "forced" to eat other vampires' brains just to get a drink. Just make sure they are not TOO interested in brains. They probably just want to bite you. They're trying to show you how thirsty they are.
Thanks for your advice
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country_lady67: free our friends
so we can eat their brains
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Zombies are lame. They fall apart under pressure.
Their personal hygiene is somewhat questionable as well.
Their personal hygiene is somewhat questionable as well.
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Have you people ever thought that there might be more to life than zomies?
............................Nah, Me neither.
............................Nah, Me neither.
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I am a single Zombie, and i need to vent about something.
I have been a single zombie to my 3 foot long stomach since i was 3 months dead ( long story) and my "brains" have not been around since i was 3 months dead :/
Well basically, i get messages from vampires saying "you seem like a great guy, i would like to see you and maybe bite you on your neck".
Now SERIOUSLY??? Im very happy playing the Zombie and Brains game to my stomach, I DONT need a transfusion. im on this site for brains not blood.