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mickeyscouse: yes I saw a chicken dripping with paint in the parrot cage
I was quite impressed when it shouted to me whos a pretty boy then
I was quite impressed when it shouted to me whos a pretty boy then
It obviously didn't go to Specsavers then
Pour us a Black Russian please.
bestbefore: It obviously didn't go to Specsavers then
Pour us a Black Russian please.
Pour us a Black Russian please.
Black Russian for my personal assistant
If Island dont come in soon then you will have to come down the cellar and check the nuts for size and quantity
mickeyscouse: Black Russian for my personal assistant
If Island dont come in soon then you will have to come down the cellar and check the nuts for size and quantity
If Island dont come in soon then you will have to come down the cellar and check the nuts for size and quantity
Wrong time of day for her,but the others may pop in and save me from getting screwed!
Oh sorry I'm thinking of the wrong sort of nuts aren't I.
Crikey!!
It's busy out there!
Hai peeps
Has the 'parrot' dried yet? It may need a second coat. But, I managed to buy it a feather boa, so at least it may look parrot like (from a distance)
Oh, and may I have a glass of pear over ice please? Day from hell, and needing refreshment.
It's busy out there!
Hai peeps
Has the 'parrot' dried yet? It may need a second coat. But, I managed to buy it a feather boa, so at least it may look parrot like (from a distance)
Oh, and may I have a glass of pear over ice please? Day from hell, and needing refreshment.
bestbefore: Wrong time of day for her,but the others may pop in and save me from getting screwed!
Oh sorry I'm thinking of the wrong sort of nuts aren't I.
Oh sorry I'm thinking of the wrong sort of nuts aren't I.
No cos the chief nut checker has to check my bag of nuts too
make sure they are fresh looking and not to salty.Dont want any customers chewing on them then spitting them out cos they not up to scratch
cynicalorange: Crikey!!
It's busy out there!
Hai peeps
Has the 'parrot' dried yet? It may need a second coat. But, I managed to buy it a feather boa, so at least it may look parrot like (from a distance)
Oh, and may I have a glass of pear over ice please? Day from hell, and needing refreshment.
It's busy out there!
Hai peeps
Has the 'parrot' dried yet? It may need a second coat. But, I managed to buy it a feather boa, so at least it may look parrot like (from a distance)
Oh, and may I have a glass of pear over ice please? Day from hell, and needing refreshment.
Hey Hostess with the mostest,I'm off the hook.
The boss wants someone to go down into the cellar with him to check his nuts.
bestbefore: Hey Hostess with the mostest,I'm off the hook. The boss wants someone to go down into the cellar with him to check his nuts.
Oh goody, a use for the squirrel has been found
cynicalorange: Crikey!!
It's busy out there!
Hai peeps
Has the 'parrot' dried yet? It may need a second coat. But, I managed to buy it a feather boa, so at least it may look parrot like (from a distance)
Oh, and may I have a glass of pear over ice please? Day from hell, and needing refreshment.
It's busy out there!
Hai peeps
Has the 'parrot' dried yet? It may need a second coat. But, I managed to buy it a feather boa, so at least it may look parrot like (from a distance)
Oh, and may I have a glass of pear over ice please? Day from hell, and needing refreshment.
Pear over ice for you
The parrot looked so nice in the feather boa that I borrowed it
Day from hell me too 600 mile round motorway trip but the journey back went quick cos I was excited to see my new shiny greasy pole
Beware, it's a evil git!!
mickeyscouse: Pear over ice for you
The parrot looked so nice in the feather boa that I borrowed it
Day from hell me too 600 mile round motorway trip but the journey back went quick cos I was excited to see my new shiny greasy pole
The parrot looked so nice in the feather boa that I borrowed it
Day from hell me too 600 mile round motorway trip but the journey back went quick cos I was excited to see my new shiny greasy pole
Thanking you kind sire, and I must say, you look quite fetching in your tux.
But, the boa is a bit over the top.
My day started to find a car had slid off the road and onto my drive! Couldn't get out until they moved it, and thus was almost 3 hours late for work! Sodding recovery vehicle people don't like to be up and about until it's daylight out here in the sticks!
cynicalorange: Thanking you kind sire, and I must say, you look quite fetching in your tux.
But, the boa is a bit over the top.
My day started to find a car had slid off the road and onto my drive! Couldn't get out until they moved it, and thus was almost 3 hours late for work! Sodding recovery vehicle people don't like to be up and about until it's daylight out here in the sticks!
But, the boa is a bit over the top.
My day started to find a car had slid off the road and onto my drive! Couldn't get out until they moved it, and thus was almost 3 hours late for work! Sodding recovery vehicle people don't like to be up and about until it's daylight out here in the sticks!
Aww never mind tomorrow is another day, have some more drinks, pear cider, I crushed the apples with my own feet I kept my socks on to give it some extra kick
I forgot to tell you guys ,I was up at the crack of dawn to make sure Sail was aware of the takeover,but no-one showed.
I guess Whohoo is happy with the new arrangement.
Take the boa off Mickey,you'll give the place a bad name.
Anyone on kitchen duty tonight ?
I guess Whohoo is happy with the new arrangement.
Take the boa off Mickey,you'll give the place a bad name.
Anyone on kitchen duty tonight ?
mickeyscouse: Aww never mind tomorrow is another day, have some more drinks, pear cider, I crushed the apples with my own feet I kept my socks on to give it some extra kick
Pssst! Pear cider is made with pears
The tangy cheese aroma would go better with wine. So try making some of that next time you feel the need to be squishing fruits underfoot.
bestbefore: I forgot to tell you guys ,I was up at the crack of dawn to make sure Sail was aware of the takeover,but no-one showed.
I guess Whohoo is happy with the new arrangement.
Take the boa off Mickey,you'll give the place a bad name.
Anyone on kitchen duty tonight ?
I guess Whohoo is happy with the new arrangement.
Take the boa off Mickey,you'll give the place a bad name.
Anyone on kitchen duty tonight ?
Me in the kitchen. and I have pictures of animals, so I cook the right one this time
Well, assuming the lights get fixed. So I nominate you to go check the wire and nuts.
bestbefore: I forgot to tell you guys ,I was up at the crack of dawn to make sure Sail was aware of the takeover,but no-one showed.
I guess Whohoo is happy with the new arrangement.
Take the boa off Mickey,you'll give the place a bad name.
Anyone on kitchen duty tonight ?
I guess Whohoo is happy with the new arrangement.
Take the boa off Mickey,you'll give the place a bad name.
Anyone on kitchen duty tonight ?
The boa is for the opening of the pole only
The kitchen is shut tonight cos the new pole has to be greased and its a big job not for the faint hearted
Who wants the first swing on the greasy pole
cynicalorange: Me in the kitchen. and I have pictures of animals, so I cook the right one this time
Well, assuming the lights get fixed. So I nominate you to go check the wire and nuts.
Well, assuming the lights get fixed. So I nominate you to go check the wire and nuts.
I will have a hamster sandwich
I thought cider used to be made with apples
cynicalorange: Me in the kitchen. and I have pictures of animals, so I cook the right one this time
Well, assuming the lights get fixed. So I nominate you to go check the wire and nuts.
Well, assuming the lights get fixed. So I nominate you to go check the wire and nuts.
Jeez I worry about you sometimes,most people use a recipe book,not Life on Earth.Dinasaur is not on the menu either.
I'm the personal assistant, so it's important that I'm on the front desk checking the clients.
Let's send the parrot[er chicken] down.
mickeyscouse: The boa is for the opening of the pole only
The kitchen is shut tonight cos the new pole has to be greased and its a big job not for the faint hearted
Who wants the first swing on the greasy pole
The kitchen is shut tonight cos the new pole has to be greased and its a big job not for the faint hearted
Who wants the first swing on the greasy pole
I took the liberty of hiring this young lady:
mickeyscouse: I will have a hamster sandwich
I thought cider used to be made with apples
I thought cider used to be made with apples
The clues in the name. Pear cider
OK, hamster. That's the small furry thing isn't it?
Do you want it peeled, or furry?
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Island nice to see you in the club, sit down and have some drinks
I had some complaints about the nuts one of the ladys nearly choked to death on them
Can you come down the cellar and help me check them for size and make sure they are not to salty, cos I dont want anymore complaints