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mickeyscouse: As the first customer I promoted you to my personal assistant Im gonna need you over on the casting couch soon as I have finished the job in hand with Lily in the stockroom
Well that's fine by me [ the promotion I mean ] as for the rest I don't do second.
On second thought, seeing as you're the boss,just tell Lily Marlene to take her finger out.
bestbefore: Well that's fine by me [ the promotion I mean ] as for the rest I don't do second.
On second thought, seeing as you're the boss,just tell Lily Marlene to take her finger out.
On second thought, seeing as you're the boss,just tell Lily Marlene to take her finger out.
I have finished stocktaking with Lily she busy cleaning the mess from the spilt baby oil
Come be first to take a seat on the casting couch, I need to talk to you about the clubs assets and yours
dont mind the dark as I think the previous tenants took the lightbulbs 
mickeyscouse: I have finished stocktaking with Lily she busy cleaning the mess from the spilt baby oil
Come be first to take a seat on the casting couch, I need to talk to you about the clubs assets and yours dont mind the dark as I think the previous tenants took the lightbulbs
Come be first to take a seat on the casting couch, I need to talk to you about the clubs assets and yours dont mind the dark as I think the previous tenants took the lightbulbs
Coming right over Boss. Lily sure is making a racket with that bucket.Perhaps we should ask her to join us, then we could have some grope therapy.
Sorry Boss typo error should have read group.Where's Sail when you need her.
mickeyscouse: OK here is a triple bacardi n coke cos its thirsty work doing the stocktaking
Remember its very dark in there but dont worry cos [Mickey knows his way around in the dark
Remember its very dark in there but dont worry cos [Mickey knows his way around in the dark
Funny you should say that.I'd heard that you were a bit of a bright spark.
bestbefore: Coming right over Boss. Lily sure is making a racket with that bucket.Perhaps we should ask her to join us, then we could have some grope therapy.
Sorry Boss typo error should have read group.Where's Sail when you need her.
Sorry Boss typo error should have read group.Where's Sail when you need her.
Everyone is welcome on Mickeys greasy Pole I mean at Mickeys Greasy pole club, there is a job for everyone with no discrimination.
Right lets get back to business have a seat on the new couch I want to chat to you personally as you are gonna go to the top in this club if you play your cards right if you know what I mean
bestbefore: Coming right over Boss. Lily sure is making a racket with that bucket.Perhaps we should ask her to join us, then we could have some grope therapy.
Sorry Boss typo error should have read group.Where's Sail when you need her.
Sorry Boss typo error should have read group.Where's Sail when you need her.
You'd best carry on without me for now, now I've been promoted to scrubber
Eewwwww who was sick behind the bar 
bestbefore: Funny you should say that.I'd heard that you were a bit of a bright spark.
Jeeez don't mention sparks, he'll run n take cover
Sorry scouse xxLilyxx: You'd best carry on without me for now, now I've been promoted to scrubber Eewwwww who was sick behind the bar
Sorry that was me. The food was cooked in baby oil!?!?
mickeyscouse: Everyone is welcome on Mickeys greasy Pole I mean at Mickeys Greasy pole club, there is a job for everyone with no discrimination.
Right lets get back to business have a seat on the new couch I want to chat to you personally as you are gonna go to the top in this club if you play your cards right if you know what I mean
Right lets get back to business have a seat on the new couch I want to chat to you personally as you are gonna go to the top in this club if you play your cards right if you know what I mean
Oh I like strip poker
Oh I see not that kind of card playing.Well I guess as its just a chat and I'm not expected to make use of your pole,it can't do any harm.
How long is Lily going to be cleaning up.I hope she's not helping herself to the stock.
xxLilyxx: You'd best carry on without me for now, now I've been promoted to scrubber Eewwwww who was sick behind the bar
That is not sick Zellarone was here taking measurements for the pole, and the mess is the cockatiel food which accidently got covered in baby oil in the dark
cynicalorange: Sorry that was me. The food was cooked in baby oil!?!?
Welcome to Mickey's Greasy Pole Club,used to be Woohoos place but we've taken over,If you want a job have a word with Mick ,he's interviewing on the casting couch.
bestbefore: Welcome to Mickey's Greasy Pole Club,used to be Woohoos place but we've taken over,If you want a job have a word with Mick ,he's interviewing on the casting couch.
Casting couch?
Hang on...
I've seen those films
Usually ends up with the castee being covered in a type of gentleman's relish
cynicalorange: Casting couch?Hang on...
I've seen those films Usually ends up with the castee being covered in a type of gentleman's relish
I've seen those films Usually ends up with the castee being covered in a type of gentleman's relish
Whatever turns you on.
Should be a great place though as the drinks are on the house, crumpets galore,and a pole to play with for the ladies.
cynicalorange: Sorry that was me. The food was cooked in baby oil!?!?
Sorry about that hun
The boss was too tight to splash out on vegetable oil aswell as baby oil cynicalorange: Casting couch?Hang on...
I've seen those films Usually ends up with the castee being covered in a type of gentleman's relish
I've seen those films Usually ends up with the castee being covered in a type of gentleman's relish
Welcome to the New bar have some drinks on the house
Gonna need some help in the cellar in a minute, need you to hold my torch while i fiddle about in your fuse box
xxLilyxx: Sorry about that hun The boss was too tight to splash out on vegetable oil aswell as baby oil
Oh. Recycled baby oil?
How is that even possible? Does he wring the towels out after the massages?
mickeyscouse: Welcome to the New bar have some drinks on the house
Gonna need some help in the cellar in a minute, need you to hold my torch while i fiddle about in your fuse box
Gonna need some help in the cellar in a minute, need you to hold my torch while i fiddle about in your fuse box
Aww, fan que.
Because I've another 4am wake up, I'll settle for a pear cider please
I hope that it's not a small wire that't about to blow
cynicalorange: Oh. Recycled baby oil?
How is that even possible? Does he wring the towels out after the massages?
How is that even possible? Does he wring the towels out after the massages?
God yes, we're all about doing our bit for the planet here
But it wasn't the towels. I kinda over oiled his pole a bit too much. It was that I wrung out
cynicalorange: Aww, fan que.
Because I've another 4am wake up, I'll settle for a pear cider please
I hope that it's not a small wire that't about to blow
Because I've another 4am wake up, I'll settle for a pear cider please
I hope that it's not a small wire that't about to blow
Pear cider it is
And no its not a small wire ask Lily, she said she aint seen one that big before Im gonna need as many ladys possible in the cellar to help me with it
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The stock room Do I have to? I've heard all about what goes on in there. You feeling your way around in the dark lol
Its a whopper alright you wont find one of these in Burger King
And being in the stockroom is a privallage not a chore