woohoos coffee shop (934)

Nov 9, 2011 4:22 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
cynicalorange: I took the liberty of hiring this young lady:


Well that should keep 'em coming!rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 9, 2011 4:23 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
bestbefore: Jeez I worry about you sometimes,most people use a recipe book,not Life on Earth.Dinasaur is not on the menu either.

I'm the personal assistant, so it's important that I'm on the front desk checking the clients.

Let's send the parrot[er chicken] down.


I actually hate cooking. I have a few meals I can cook off by heart, but otherwise, I just 'wing' it. Have a shelf full of recipe books and only used one of them!

I have something older than dinosaur on the menu though. Fern leaves sprinkled over something meat looking.

As the PA, when he asks you to 'take something down', never reply with 'what?'
Nov 9, 2011 4:29 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
cynicalorange: I actually hate cooking. I have a few meals I can cook off by heart, but otherwise, I just 'wing' it. Have a shelf full of recipe books and only used one of them!

I have something older than dinosaur on the menu though. Fern leaves sprinkled over something meat looking.

As the PA, when he asks you to 'take something down', never reply with 'what?'


I've already found that out Cyn. Trouble is at my age it took me ages and he got bored with waiting.wink

Have to call it a night I'm afraid as been at it all day.

If this club keeps going we will have to recruit more staff. Where is everyone at night.moping
Nov 9, 2011 4:37 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
bestbefore: I've already found that out Cyn. Trouble is at my age it took me ages and he got bored with waiting.

Have to call it a night I'm afraid as been at it all day.

If this club keeps going we will have to recruit more staff. Where is everyone at night.


You earned your bed tonight because you been at it all day your worn out devil

Make sure your fresh and ready to go tomorrow the girl from the video is coming in to teach the girls the pole dancing tricks show how to handle Mickeys greasy pole devil
Nov 9, 2011 4:59 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
mickeyscouse: You earned your bed tonight because you been at it all day your worn out

Make sure your fresh and ready to go tomorrow the girl from the video is coming in to teach the girls the pole dancing tricks show how to handle Mickeys greasy pole


Off to bed as well. 4am wake up, so have a good night, and keep an eye on the hamster. I think it didn't like being smothered in mayo.

teddybear
Nov 9, 2011 5:05 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
cynicalorange: Off to bed as well. 4am wake up, so have a good night, and keep an eye on the hamster. I think it didn't like being smothered in mayo.


No but it tasted good grin poor Zella aint gonna have no pets left uh oh

See you tommorow for a stint on the greasy pole devil
Nov 10, 2011 1:39 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
mickeyscouse: Island nice to see you in the club, sit down and have some drinks

I had some complaints about the nuts one of the ladys nearly choked to death on them

Can you come down the cellar and help me check them for size and make sure they are not to salty, cos I dont want anymore complaints
:

roll:

you're on your own there.... I'm allergic to nuts... in any shape or size....rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 10, 2011 2:14 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
islandgirl62: :

roll:

you're on your own there.... I'm allergic to nuts... in any shape or size....


Hey girl, How are you.wave

They sure don't come any nuttier tham Mickey that's for sure.rolling on the floor laughing

It's a pity that your a Morning Glory and we are Night Owls.hug
Nov 10, 2011 2:16 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
islandgirl62: :

roll:

you're on your own there.... I'm allergic to nuts... in any shape or size....


Ahhhhh good you have a nut allergy so your just the person im looking for to help out with the new nuts i have they are specially made for nut allergy sufferers grin

Thing is they aint been tested so if you could step into the stockroom and have a munch on my nuts popcorn and when you have had your fill if you are still alive then I know they work and can flog them to the customers with a nut allergy devil
Nov 10, 2011 2:33 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
mickeyscouse: Ahhhhh good you have a nut allergy so your just the person im looking for to help out with the new nuts i have they are specially made for nut allergy sufferers

Thing is they aint been tested so if you could step into the stockroom and have a munch on my nuts and when you have had your fill if you are still alive then I know they work and can flog them to the customers with a nut allergy



Well you get 10 out of 10 for tenacity Mickey.

Can't play tonight as I've got to go out. Just wish more folks would come out to play on these forums.

Island is a morning girl bless her,but she does love a bit of a laugh.

Catch you later.Hope the others pop in to keep you company and help out in the club. cheers
Nov 10, 2011 2:41 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
bestbefore: Well you get 10 out of 10 for tenacity Mickey.

Can't play tonight as I've got to go out. Just wish more folks would come out to play on these forums.

Island is a morning girl bless her,but she does love a bit of a laugh.

Catch you later.Hope the others pop in to keep you company and help out in the club.


Maybe no-one wants to swing on Mickeys greasy pole tonight devil

Have a nice night BB teddybear
Nov 11, 2011 2:19 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
mickeyscouse: Ahhhhh good you have a nut allergy so your just the person im looking for to help out with the new nuts i have they are specially made for nut allergy sufferers

Thing is they aint been tested so if you could step into the stockroom and have a munch on my nuts and when you have had your fill if you are still alive then I know they work and can flog them to the customers with a nut allergy


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I'm not munching on any NUTS or POLE DANCING...Geez what is it with you guys and pole dancing...?????


frustrated frustrated frustrated

tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 11, 2011 3:36 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
islandgirl62: I'm not munching on any NUTS or POLE DANCING...Geez what is it with you guys and pole dancing...?????



I love it when women get feisty.rolling on the floor laughing


Go island go.cheering
Nov 11, 2011 3:48 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
bestbefore: I love it when women get feisty. Go island go.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 11, 2011 2:50 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
islandgirl62: I'm not munching on any NUTS or POLE DANCING...Geez what is it with you guys and pole dancing...?????


Maybe the nuts are a bad idea considering your condition blues

I have just taken delivery of the best lollipops so step into the stockroom and have a lick on one of Mickeys lollipops tongue
Nov 11, 2011 6:16 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
mickeyscouse: Maybe the nuts are a bad idea considering your condition

I have just taken delivery of the best lollipops so step into the stockroom and have a lick on one of Mickeys lollipops


lollipopa... aw gawd, what next.... Mickey read my lips... NOT HAPPENING .... not in the store room anyway.... so what flavour lollipops...??? hang on did you day the lollipops were those big "rock" ones - still going into the store room ....mumbling mumbling
Nov 11, 2011 6:17 PM CST woohoos coffee shop
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
islandgirl62: lollipopa... aw gawd, what next.... Mickey read my lips... NOT HAPPENING .... not in the store room anyway.... so what flavour lollipops...??? hang on did you day the lollipops were those big "rock" ones - still going into the store room ....

NOT NOT NOT THE STOREROOM...mumbling mumbling
Nov 12, 2011 2:05 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
islandgirl62: lollipopa... aw gawd, what next.... Mickey read my lips... NOT HAPPENING .... not in the store room anyway.... so what flavour lollipops...??? hang on did you day the lollipops were those big "rock" ones - still going into the store room ....


Yes and one of them is the biggest lollipop ever wow will take some licking to finish that one off devil

Got every flavour from strawberry to sour lemon grin

OK not the storeroom but the cellar which is bigger and need the extra space for when Mickey gets the lollipop out devil
Nov 12, 2011 2:40 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
mickeyscouse: Yes and one of them is the biggest lollipop ever will take some licking to finish that one off

Got every flavour from strawberry to sour lemon

OK not the storeroom but the cellar which is bigger and need the extra space for when Mickey gets the lollipop out


dream on lover dream on....rolling on the floor laughing mumbling
Nov 12, 2011 2:51 AM CST woohoos coffee shop
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
islandgirl62: dream on lover dream on....


When you have finished your treat then the pipe need unblocking its full of gunk devil

Not sure how that mess got in there dunno this place cant function if Mickeys pipes are all bunged up wink
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